Jokes

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

Larki: kya aap mere chehre se ek cheez hata sakte hain.
Aadmi: Jee Jee kya?
Larki: Apni manhoos nazren

Larka: Me tum se bohat pyaar karta hoon
Larki: Meri Jooti Ka Size Dekha Hai
Larka: Wah jee Wah Setting Hui Nahee aur Farmaishen Shuru

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

aik mulazim maalik say kahta hai.
janab bahir aik admi saman bechnay wala aya hai.
maalik kon hai woh.
koi monchon wala hai.
maalik nahi jao us ko bolo hamyn monchan nahi chahiye.

paani lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na

2 lalbaig bathroom mein bethey pakhana kha rahe hote hain to aik lalbaig doosray lalbaig say kehta, yaar mujhe pakhana aaraha hai to doosra lalbaig kehta hai oae khatey waqt gandi baat mat kia ker..ha ha ha ho ho ho ...kissi ke pas is say achcha ho to sunaye