Jokes

hazaron khahishen aise ke har khahish pe dam nikle ...bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kam nikle /ab zara is ko change kar ke parhta hai ..............hazaroon larkian aise ke har larki pe dam nikle.... bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kab nikle

DO DOST HOTAY HAI AAK KHOTA AUR DUSRA TOTA.DONO HAWAI JAHAZ ME SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAI.TOTA(PARROT)AIR HOSTESS KO BULATA HAI AIR HOSTESS POOCHTI HAI KIA KAAM HAI TO TOTA KAHTA HAI BUS AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI IS TARAH TEEN CHAAR BAR KAHTA HAI TO KHOTA BHI IS TARH HI KARTA HAI AIR HOSTESS PILOT KO KAHTI HAI PILOT KAHTA HAI UN DONO KO GAIT KAY PASS LAJOA WOH UN KO GAIT KAY PASS LA JATI HAI PILOT GAIT KHILTA HAI AUR AIR HOSTESS UN DONO KO DHAKKKAIL DATI HAI WOH NEEECHAY GIRE RAHAY HOTAY HAI TO KHOTA KAHTA HAI MAIN TO MAR GIA MUJHAY URNA NAHIN AATA TO TOTA KAHTA HAI AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI NAHIN KARNI THI.

aik martaba aik siigh ka chota baita chotee gareee chala raha tha woh garee har jaga say guzartee hai us ki amman kay pair pay say charhtee wee guzar tee hai, aquarium main say gizar teee hai phir bed par abba laitay hotay hain un kay paith par charh gatee hai to woh apnay bachay say kahtay hain kay "" oye yaar bus bhi kardeen kitnee chalyeen gee"" to bacha jawab daita hai "" oyee papa jeee ki kita petrol hi khatam nahin hondiya ai

ak dafa ak larki ak dukaan walay say poochti hai ( in punjabi)""LIPTON di chah hai?"" to woh kekta hai"" aahoo"";)

ek dafa ka zikar hay ke ek admee ki radio kharab hoi jathi hay.tho oh us radia ko misthree ke pass le jatha hae or kahtha hay ke is ko teek kardo.tho mistthree us ko do din bad aker lene ko kahtha hay do din bad jab oh jatha hay tho radia ba gaie hothe hay .likin agle din oh phir ajatha hay or misthree se kahtha hay ke ye radio rath konahi chalthi or din ko ko chalthi hay .tho misthree boltha hay ke aj kal rath ko mousam kharab hotha hay .tho ye adme kahtha hay ke mousam bhi dalwa do maen us ke pease bi dedonga. . . . . .. .

ak dafa ka zikar ha ka ak ustad na apne shagird se pocha ka istry kise kahta han to shagird ne kha ka ak zuban(language)main istry beeve ko istry kahtay han is per ustad ne pher phocha ka shohar ko kia kahta han to us ne foran jawab dia sir ustra ha ha ha hoon hoon ha

knock knock
""who-s there?""
""mary""
""mary who?""
""mary chrismas to you!""

once a girl(living in a hostel) asked the other girl""in wat way guys would talk among each other when they r alone""
second girl replied(carelessly)""obviously in the same way we talk to each other""
1st girl got stunned and said""don-t they feel shy""

once a journalist asked reema thatwat she usually does after getting up in the morning
reema inocently replied that after getting in the morning i like to go to my home