Jokes

larki: jab tumhen meri yaad ati hai tou tum kya kartay ho?
larka: mein tumhar pasandeedah chocolate khata hoon, aur tum kya karti ho ?
larki: mein bhi Gold Leaf pi leti hoon

molvi sahab se kisi ne poocha: halwa khayenge ya murghi
molvi sahab: Allah tumhe bhi isi tarah paresha kare jiss tarah tum ne muje pareshani mein dal diya hai.

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?
Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir jee toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Pappu: Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhaun?

Pappu :- nahi saale Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad

wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

policeman: tum ne faqeer ko q mara?
aadmi: me ne iss ko bar bar bola k mein aisa waisa aadmin nahee hoon lekin phir bhi ye baar baar bolta hai
" Aik baar de de baba, phir nahee aonga "