Yaad

ek daffa ek sikh apneh ghar mein beta tha, k achanak us k samne wale ghar mein seh ek aurat nikalti hain,or sikh ko window mein seh kahti hain k ""oye ji sunte hai kia?,ghar mein koi naee hain aa kar jo lutna hain loot lo............."" SIkh ek dum kush ho jata hai or baga baga udhar jata hain,or ja kar wahan seh cycle uta lata hain........

ek daffa ek sikh train par char raha hota hain ,us k haat mein desi ghee k kuch bags hote hain.jub woh train k andhar pohanchta hain to dekhta hain k udhar koi jagga naee or sari seats full hain ,woh karea ho kar safar karne ka he faisla karta hain. jub woh thak jata hain to woh desi ghee k bags ko kahin rakhne ki jaga dhunda hain,kafi dear dhundneh k baad woh desi ghee k bags ko ek chain par latka deta hain(actually woh chain, emergency mein train ko rokneh k kaam aati hain,,or woh sikh yeh sab naee janta)..jesse he woh desi ghee k bags chain par rakhta hain train forun rukh jati hain.sare log us sikh ki taraf dekhne stare karna sharu kar dete hain,.sikh confuse ho kar kehta hain :""DEKHA TUM LOGO NEH 5 KILO DESI GHEE MEIN ITNI POWER HAIN K PURI TRAIN KO ROKH DIYA"".......

aik dafa aik larkee nay dukan dar ko 500 ka note diya .dakan dar bolo yah aap nay aapnay bra say nikala hay .larkee bolee han par app ko kaisay pata.dukan dar bolaa is note par babay ka muu khulla hua hay

once there were passengers going in an airplane,when suddenly a person calls the airhostess and asks her for a plastic bag as he was feeling a wamit,the airhostess goes in and brings a plastic bag for the man ,the man takes the bag and starts doing wamit in it ,after a while the airhostess returns and was shocked to see dat all the pessangers were doing wamits ,she asks the man (whom she has given the plastic bag)that ""wat happened here"" after she had gone.the man says that ""i was doing wamit and every body was staring me i feeled that i was doing something wrong and ate back all the wamit form the bag.......

aik dafa aik sikh apnay car main ja raha tha kuch door ja kar driver nay kaha sir gari agay nahin ja sakti patrol khatam hoo gaya hai to sikh nay kaha koi gal nahin tu wapis moor lay

dark were those days widout ur sight
when i was in darkness
u gave me light
2 make life bright
u gave me straight
2 make my life bright
thank u so much PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT

ek teacher ney board per""M"" likha aur
aslam ko kaha k...""aslam ye kya he?""
aslam ney kaha k""M for mother,it means
maa"".....aur phir teacher ney board per
""W"" likha aur naveed ko kaha k ye kya he
naveed ney kafi soch aur weechar k baad
kaha k ..........
""hey to aslam ki maa magar taangein
ooper hein........""
ha ha ha

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe ""go to hell""

1 teacher baccho say khaty hai kay main 1 word urdu main boloon gi app is ko english main translate karyah ga tu bachay khatay hai kay ok teacher pochay teacher khaty hai kay kam houa houa or hota hi chala gayah tu ek student ko khara karty hai or khaty hai kay is ki translate karoo tu bacha khata hai kay the work is done done done dana dan