Yaad

KUCH DIN PAHLAY KI BAT HAY KAY DO DIN HOAY THAY KAY KUCH HONA HI THA KAY KUCH NAHI HOA PHIR HONA JO THA WO BHI NAHI HOA HOA HOA MAIN KUCH AISA HOA KAY MERA JO DIL TOOTA TO JOORNAY KA NAAM HI NAHI LAY RAHA HAY PATA NAHI KIA HO GIA HAY

Aik ladki aapnay baap ko papa kah kar pukartiti. Phir woo america chalee gayee. Jab wahan say wapis aayee to aapnay baap ko DADY kah kar pukara. Jis par baap nay kaha kah kuin aabi dady pukar rahi hoo jab kah aabhi tak to papa kah kar pukartee ti. Tu iss inn jawab diya kah dady papa kahnay say mere lipstick kharab hotee hay.

in our life there is nothing to worry.if u think there is two things to worry.weather ur well or weather ur sick.if ur well there is nothing to worry.but if ur sick there is two things to worry.weather u will get well or weather u will die.if u will get well their is nothing to worry.but if u will die there is two things to worry.weather u will go to heaven or weather u will go to hell.if u will go to hell there is nothing to worry.but if u will go to hell u will b so busy shaking ur hands with ur old friends that u wont get time to worry.SO, Y TO WORRY ;)

jack and jill
went up the hill
to bring a pail of water
GOD know bater
what hapend their
the came with a DAUGHTER

Teacher Ne Student Se Poocha Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aaye Thay.. Stundent Ne Kaha.. Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Mujey Lag Gayi Thi.. Teacher Ne Phir Poocha Kahan Gir Gaye Thay Aur Kiya Lag Gayi Thi.. Student Ne Kaha Palang(bed)Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.. ;)

AIK MOLVEE GARMI KI SHIDAT SEY BEHOOSH HO JATA HAI TO SARAK PERUSH LAG JATA HAIN KOI KEHTA HAI IS PER PANI PHAIKO KOI KEHTA HAI IS KEY HATH PAIR MALOO KOI KEHTA HAI IS KO HAWA DOO EIK AADMI JO BHOHAT DAIR SEY SUB BATEIN SUN RAHA HOTA HAIN KEHTA AREY BHAI IS KO HALWA KHILAOO TO MOLVEE FORAN UTH KER KEHTA HAIN KEH BHAI IS KI BATT PER AMAL KAROO
HAAAA HAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA..........

ek admee tha woh ek machaar say bohat taang pera howaa tha woh doctor kay paas ghaya aur usay keha kay mujhay talqleef hai us doctor nay kehaa kay kya admi bola kay mujhay rozana machar taang kerta hai to doctor nay usay ek medicien dee kay jaab machar aye to us kay ghood gady kerna to woh muoon kholay ghaa to tum yeh gooly us kay muoon main daal deina phir machar mar jay gaa....how was the joke plz tell me

Class teacher asks from the students ...tell me when three birds r sitting on a branch of a tree and suddenly a hunter shoots...then how many birds will left on the branch...
a boy said two...the teacher replies ..no my child..there will be no bird on the branch of the tree but i like the way u think...
the boy requests the teacher to ask a question from his side for the teacher..
the teacher permits him...he asked three girls have one ice cream each in there hands ...the first one is licking it...the second one is biting it and the third one is sucking it ..tell me madam which one is married...the teacher replies the third one who is sucking the ice cream...the boy says no...the girl who has the ring in her finger...but i like the way u think..hehehehe

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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.""
FLATTERED...?. Don-t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you-ve always been........... a headache

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal