Yaad

mai yaha hoon tum waha hoon.mai yaha hoontum waha hoon.lifebuoy hai jaha tumdorosti hai waha.:)) :))

ek din 3 mentl battein ker rahin the 1 langra tha 1 blind tha or 1 behra tha. battein ker te ker te behre ne keha mughe kuch sonai de raha he blind ne keha haa mughe too dikhai bhi de reha hein is per langra bola hame hatra hai chaloo bagh chale.

Kisi nay Reema se poocha keh aap ko sab se acha kaun lagta hay to Reema nay jawab dia keh Perwaiz Musharaf to pher poocha keh woh keon to Reema nay kaha "" keon keh pehlay us nay aik ghanta agay kia pher aik ghanta peechay kia""

aik baccha apnay friends ko apnay new home k baray main bata raha hota hay woh kehta hai kay hamara ghar bohot bara hai maira room alag hai sister ka aalag hai study room alag hai magar baychari ammi unhay abbhi bhi papa kay room main sona parta hai :)

ek dafa airial wale apni time ke sath kisi ke ghar jatey hain ghar mean sirf larkian hoti han vo ek larki see sawal karty hain ke app subha uth kar kia karti hain to larki jawab deti ha ke mean subha ko uth kar apne ghar chali jati hoon

Ustad: Andea aur Dandea Main Kia farq hai.
Shagird: Sir, Andey aur Dandey main kohi khas farq nahi.
Ustad: Who Kaise?
Shagird: Anda jisam key andar garmi paida karti hai, aur Danda jisam key bahir.

once a time,one day day while jogging in his white house lawn clinton saw `BASTARD`is written with urine in the snow.he got so angry and order fbi inquiry in the matter.FBI men comes back and said`sir there is one bad news and one worst news.which one u like to hear first.bad news first,clinton said.`sir,Al Gore has urinated in ur lawn` & the worst news. `sir,writing was of ur wife,Hillary.`

fakeer nay aik gher kay derwazay per sada lagai bachi bahar aai aik ruti ka sawal hai baba main baba nahi hoo achaa baita ruti laadoo main baita nahi hoo achaa baiti ruti laadoo maira naam shabana hai achaa shabana ruti laadoo maaf karoo baba

1 Egyptian guy Said To her Girlfriend Come Behind the Pyramids And I will Make U A Mummy.