Yaad

aik aadmi nay doosrey say poocha key tum kahan tak paray ho to iss nay kaha may nay mbbf kiya hai to pehle aadmi nay poocha iss ka kiya matlab hay to doosray aadmi nay kaha iss ka matlab hay metric baar baar fail

do chontian tatty kha rahi thi to ek chunti boli yar mughay tatty a rhai hai. to is par dosri boli ke khana khatay hue buri baatien nahi karthy

ek ghar per faqeer bheek mangta hai.to os ghar mein se ek chohta ladka nikalta hai aur kehta hai baba juice piyoge. to woh faqeer kehta haan.woh ladka os faqeer ko ek bowl mein juice deta hai.jab woh juice, faqeer pileta hai to ladka poochta hai. baba aur juice chahiye to faqeer kehta hai haan. ladka phir se juice la ker deta hai.jab phir woh faqeer juice pileta hai to ladka phir se poochta hai baba aur juice chahiye. to faqeer poochta hai beta juice ghar mein bahout hai kya? to ladka kehta haan. maine ek buket mein juice banaya tha to os mein frog gir gaya tha.to woh faqeer os bowl ko gusse se phaik deta hai aur woh bowl toot jata hai.to woh ladka kehta hai yeh aapne kya kiya ab hamaara kotta doodh kis mein piyega. ha ha ha ha . isn-t nice?

fanoos banke jis ki hifazath hawa kare.fanoos banke jis ki hifazath hawa kare woh shamma kya bhojhe jise roushan khuda kare.

Teacher: Hamaray Mulk Main 10 Airport Hain, 25 Railway Stations Hain, 110 Bus Stations Hain To Meri Age Batao ?
Student: Sir 32 Years,
Teacher: Oh Brilliant, But How Did U Guess ?
Student: My Brother Is 16 Years Old Or Wo Adha Pagal Hai

Donon jahaan teri mohabbat mein haar ke
Woh jaa raha hai koi shab-e-gham guzaar ke

Viraan hai maikada khum-o-saaghar udaas hain
Tum kya gaye ke ruth gaye din bahaar ke

Ek fursat-e-gunah mili woh bhi chaar din
Dekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigaar ke

Duniya ne teri yaad se begaana kar diya
Tujh se bhi dilfreb hain gham rozgaar ke

Bhule se muskra ke diye woh aaj Faiz
Mat puchh walwale dil-e-nakarda kaar ke

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Hik Dafo Vatayo Faqeer Bukh Main Vetho Ho. So hin Soch yo ta cho na Ghoth khaan bahir vagain kithe pait guzar kagay. vatayo ghothaan nikto vagain hik van (tree) ta vagain vethoo. thori dair khaan po cha dasay jo hik vadeero un van (tree) je hethaan kheraat joon degoon payo pachray. jadhan degoon pachi vayoon tadhan vadere chayo baba sabh gareeban khe mani day. thori dair thi vatayo bukh main mare payo, par vatayo ta van (tree) jay mathaan vetho ho un kare un khe kair mani na payo day. thori dair guzri vatayo dhitho ta aakhri daig bachi aahe. vatae cha kayo jo vadere khe chayaain ta vadera maan ba vetho aahyaan. faqeer khe ba mani mali. jadhan vatayo ghot pohto ta ghot varan chaus ta vataya toon jo vayo huain bukh main poooo. vatay chayo Baba allah day tho par khangan khurkan khaan sava na...........HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA.