Yaad

aik bawquef dosray bawquef say kehta hay kkkay agar tum mujhay bataaaa kay meri jholi main kiya hay tu saray anday(eggs)tumharay aur agar tum nay yeh bataya kay kitnay hain tu 12 kay 12 tumharay aur agar tum yeh bata do kay yah kis janwar nay diyay hain tu woh murghi(hen) bhi tumhari dossra bawquef bola>yarr bohat mushkal sawaal hay koi ishara tu doooo

AIK KHAN SAHAB MURGHI PAKER KE LATEY HAIN WHO USEY PINJREY MAIN BAND KERTY HAIN WHO PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY WHO PHIR BAND KERTY HAIN PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY PHIR BAND KERTEY HAIN PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY UNHAIN GUSSA AA JATA HAY WHO US KO KAT KE KHA JATEY HAIN WHO PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY

aik molve sahib apne sycle par ja rahae thae.achanak cycle aik ourat say takrai.us ourat ne ghussay main kaha.""sharam nahin aate itne lambe dhaare hain"". molve sahib ne jawab diya.""mohtarma yeah dhaare hai brake nain:. ha ha ha

hum nay tum hari yaad main ro ro kay tub bhar diyay or tum bay wafa aayay or naha kay chal diyay

murgi gaye samandar main machle pakar kay layi ghar main aaye life boy say nahai

bakray nay maara jo bakri ko seeng to bakri bhi maaray gi bakray ko seeng

ek dost doosray dost say : yaar aap kay dada nay mere dada k sath acha nahin kiy us nay pochha kiya hua to jawab diya kay mere dada kay baal nahin hain aur aap kay dada nay unhay kangee aur shampoo tohfay mein diya hai, doosray dost nay kaha yaar aap kay dada nay bhi mare dada kay saath theek nahin kiya hai un kay daant(teeth) nahin hain aur un ko tohfay mein tooth past aur tooth bursh diya hai

EIK MARTABA EIK TOTTA AUR US KA MAALIK JAHAZ MAIN SAFFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAIN JAHAZ MAIN JAB BI AIR HOSTESS TOTTAY KAY PASS SAY GUZARTEE HAI TO TOTTA US KO CHEARTA HAI TOTTAY KA MAALIK BAHOOT DIAR SAY YEH MANZAR DEKH RAHA HOTTA HAI WOO SUCHTA HAI KAY JAB AIR HOSTESS TOTTAY KO KUCH NAHEEN BOOLTEE HAI TO MAIN KUAN NA CHEAR KAR DEKH KHOON JAB WOO MAALIK BI AIR HOSTESS KO CHEARTA HAI TO AIR HOSTESS PIOLET KO SHEKAYAT LAGA DEHYTEE HAI TO PIOLET HUKAM DEHYTA HAI KAY DONOO KO JAHAZ SAY NICHAY GIRA DOO JAB DONOO GIR RAHAY HOTAY HAIN TOMAALIK BOOLTA HAI KAY BACHAOO TO TOTTA BOOLTA HAI KAY MAALIK URRNA ATTA HAI MAALIK KEHTA HAI NAHEEN TO TOTTA KEHTA HAI TO PHER PANGAA KUAN LIA THA

unn ki galie say guz ray ajeeb itehfaq tha unnhuan nay jo phool mara gamlaa bi sath tha