Yaad

dehka jab say tum ko bus dehka maray yara koi tum say ganda hain na koi tum say maila you nazray na pharayo tum mailay ho mailay tum nahloo na nahloo na saifgard say nahloo na

DO dost Quaid-e-Azam ke mazar ke bahar se guzar rahe thae to aik dost ne dosre dost se kaha k ""Yaar yeh Quaid-e-Azam ke mazar ke bahar police kyuon khari hai?"".To dosre dost ne jawab dia ke ""Quaid-e-azam bhag na jaein is liye"".

Buray Naseeb Marey
Buray Naseeb Marey
Bachay Ghreeb Marey
Gir Gia Makan Mera
Nazar Mila Kay Koi Lay Gia Saamaan Mera
Buray Naseeb Marey

claudia-s husband roberto has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.
One night , roberto motions for her to come closer.
He says, ""When i got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed , you were there.
When i got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started to failing, you were still by my side. You know what claudia?""
""what dear?"" she asked gently.
""i think your bad luck.""

aik bivi ne apne shohar se kaha ke jamahi mat lo is se nahosat phelti he shohar ne jawab diya ke kiun na loon raat bhar jhagta or kaam karta raha hoon bivi boli ke agar jamahi leni he to apne moun par haath rakh liya karo shohar ne jawab diya ke moun par haath rakhne se main apne haath par kaat bethoonga or is tarah se mujhe bhi wo hi bemari ho jaye gi jo un logo ko hoti he jin ko kuttey kaat lete hein bivi ne poocha ke tumhein kutto ke katne wali bemari kaise ho sakti he? shahar ne jawab diya ke kiun nahi ho sakti 3 saal se main bhi to kuttoo jaisi zindagi to guzar raha hoon.

Master apney shagird se kehta hai tum english mein baat kiya karo agley din barish hoti hai aur class mein dair se jata hai tu master pochta hai tum dair se kyun aye shagird kehta hai
oh my master i am come
goddey goddey pani mei cham cham
one pair pisla i am karam
ote basta talai i am

shohar or bewi

Two friends were hunting in a jungle . suddunly a loin jumped on one and bite one the throat and ranway . his friend got worried he dailed the number of nearby poilice post from his mobile and said.....My friend died in jungle a loin attaked on him .. the police mand said first make sure if he is dead . he said ok wait . put the gun on his friends head and pull the triger and said yes now ? he is go on what els to do ?

mein galat samaj betha ka wo meri hai
wo palhe se kisi aur ki thi j.z
mare liya is se bara aur kya joke ho sakta hai