Yaad

Family problem
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said, -You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.

Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.

Also my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law- Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father-s son, but he was also the son of my wife-s daughter, which made him my wife-s grandson.

That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother.

This makes my father the brother-in law of my child, whose stepsister is my father-s wife.

I am my stepmother-s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child-s aunt, my son is my father-s nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems

aik admin mithay walay key paas jata aur ketha hay bhai ye ladoo keisy diya hay dukan dar ketha hai bhai ye 60 rupey kiloo acha panch kilo tool doo aur ye barfi keisey di hay ajee ye 80 rupey kiloo ye bhi panch kiloo aur yye bhai laddo jee ye 50 rupey kiloo tu ye bhi panch kiloo tolo acha bhai ye gulab jamn bhai ye 100 rupey kilo hey yeh bhi panch kilo tolo. jab 15 to 20 kiloo mithay tul haiy tuu sahib ney kaha key yeh sari iss baalti mein dal doo uss ney dal di aur kaha key isey achi tarah mix karoo uss nay aisa hi kiya dukandarr pochnayu laga key ab tuu sahib ney kaha key mujhey iss mein sey aadha kiloo tool doo

apnay cehray say ye mauosi ki error tu hataoo........aa janeman apnay dil ka password tu batao :) salman(mani4t9@hotmail.com and also yahoo.com)

ustad shagird se pochta hai.fahim"" yeh batao kay dunya main aisa kon sa janwer hai jis kay mun main dant nahi hotay..
fahim"" ustad gee"" meri dadi amma...

international women-s organization ki annua meeting mein sari aurtain yeh decide kerti hain ke ab se hum apnay husbands se bhi ghar ka kamm kerwaya kerain gi. Next year sari countries ki women apni apni report daiti hain ke unho nay sara saal apnay apnay husbands se kya kaam kerwaya. America ki aurat aa ker kehti hai ke maine apnay husband se kaha ""ab se khana tum pakaya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya...teesray din maine dekha unho nay chicken roast kiya aur mere liye bhi laiker aa rahay hain...is terah wo kaam pe lag gaye"". British aurat ayi aur kaha ""maine apnay husband se kaha ke ab se kapray tum dhoya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya...teesray din dekha tu wo apnay kapray dho rahay thay aur saath mere bhi rakhay huwe thay...is terah wo bhi kaam pe lag gaye"". Ab pakistani aurat ayi aur kaha ""maine bhi apnay shohar ko kaha ke ab se bartan tum dhoya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....teesray din meri aankhon ki sujan kuch kum huwi tu mujhe nazar aya......!!!"".

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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.""
FLATTERED...?. Don-t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you-ve always been........... a headache

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

MUTTRA TYDE MUN WHICH. EKHOW PEDHE NA PIYA

Kiya soocha tha banaingay hum b pilote magar,
Zindagi bhar bail gadi mein safar kartay
rahain.
keep smiling u all.