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aik mirasee tha us ki beevi bari khobsorat hoti hai us gaoon kay chaudhary ki us ki beevi pay nazar kharab hoti hai wo us kay sath aik raat ghuzaarna chahta tha. aik din us mirasee ka naukar mirasee ko batata hai kay chaudhary us ki bevi kay sath kuch ghalat karna chahta hai oosee raat mirasee apni bevi ko oonth per bithata hai aur bhagna churoo kar deta hai jab chaudhry ko pata chalta hai wo bhi ghora lay kar us kay pichay bhagna churoo kar deta hai. akir kar wo mirasee ko pakar leta hai aur kehta hai kay tum nay apnay oonth say meri faslain kharab kar deen hain tum ko is ki saza zuroor milay gi. mirasee kehta hai kiss kisim ki saza chaudhary kehta hai kay apni bevi ko meray saath ravana kar do aur tum meray pichay pichay aoo wo mirasee us kay naukar aur bivee ko aik kamray main lay jata hai aur mirasee say kehta hai kay jab main tumhari bevi ko kaam lagaoon to tum gintee ginna mirasee ki bevee ko kehta hai kay tum apni daba kay rakhna aur naukar say kehta hai kay tum apna moon dewar ki taraf kar loo. ab wo us ki bevi ko kaam lagana churoo kar deta hai aur kaam laga kar chala jata hai. baad main mirasee kehta hai kay main nay aaj chaudhary ko bara ulloo banaya hai us ki bevii boli wo kasay us nay kaha kay chaudhary nay kaha tha kay main jitnay pharay tumhari bevii ko lagaoon tum gintii ginina per main dermian main ginta tha aur dermian main ginta hi nahien tha us ki bevii nay kaha kay tum nay kaya karna tha main nay us ko sahi ulloo banaya wo kaisa mujhay kaha tha kay tum apni daba kay rakhnaa per main kabhi dabati thi aur kabhi kholti thi naukar bola kay tum logoon nay kaya ulloo banaya main nay us ko sahi uloo banya hai dono bolay wo kaisay chaudhary nay kaha tha kay tum apna moon dewar ki taraf kar kay rakhna lakin main kabhi aap dono ko dekhta tha aur khabi dewar ki taraf

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Hospital main aik dil ke mareez se mizaj pursi ke liye anay walay doost nay poocha keh "" yahan dil ke dharkan ko kam kernay ke liye bhi aap ko kuch mail raha hay?"" to mareez na jawab dia "" han aik boori (old) nurse.""

aik shikari ko bara shok hota hai apne shikar kee stories sunane ka , aise hi aik baar woh aik bande ko apni aik story suna raha hota hai ke main aik baar jungle mai gaya wohan par maine aik shair dekha jaise hi woh mujh par jhapta to maine us par fire kar dia aur usko maar kar apne shoulder par daal dia
aise hi aik aur shair ka shikar kia ab mer shoulder par aik leg aik shair kee thee aur dosre shoulder par dosre kee yeh baat sunate sunate us shikari ke wife ka phone aa jata hai to woh uth kar jata hai phone sun kar ata hai
to woh log us se kehte hain ke agay batahiye ke apke aik shoulder par aik leg thee aur dosre par dosri to agay kia hua to
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Aik daffa aik gaoon main marasiyyon kay larkay ko choudrioon ki larki pasand aa gai , us nay apnay baap ko rishtay kay liye chouddriyoon kay gher bheja , Bara marasi choudhary ki hawali ja pohncha , aur choudhry say kehnat laga kay mujhay apnay baitay kay liye tumhari baiti ka hath chahey , choudhry ko ghussa aa gaya , us nay apnay chaeloon say keh ker uss ki khoob thukai kerwai , jab bara marasi mernay wala ho gaya to choudhry nay marna band kerwa diya , bara marasi bari mushkil say uth kay khura hua aur kehnay laga : Meray khayal ich main taddi tarfoon inkar ee samjaan .

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