Yaad

ek wife appnay husband say bolti hai..unkay husband dayejist parh rehay
hotay..woh kahti hai sunay ajj main kiasi lag rahi hoon...husband koi
jawab nain daytay to biwi phir kahti hai bataye main kiasi lag rahi hoon
maine appka kay favriote colour ka dress pehna hai to husband phir khamosh
rehta hai..to biwi kahti hai apphar waqt daijist parhtay rehtay hai kash
main daijist hoti to hamseha app ki nazroo kay samnay to hoti..to husband
bolta hai soochlo begham har month nayeya aata hai..lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

ek bacha zameen per late kay karwat idhar udhar kar raha tha..to uski
amma nay poocha beta kiya paet main dard hai kiya..woh kahta hai nain..
to kiya machar mar dawaye khali hai..woh kahta hai nain... to amma poochti
hai to kiya hoa..bacha kahta hai kay amma doctor nay kaha tha dawa pinay
say phelay sheshy hila layna.. main sheshy hilana bhol gayeya tha isliye
ab hila raha karwat idhar say udar kar kar:))))))))))))

1 sikh apny toty k sath jahaz main saffar kar raha hota hay TOTA WAHA BYTHEE 1 LARKI KO CHEERTA HAY TO US K DYKH ADYKHI SIKH BHI LARKI KO CHEERNA SHOORO KAR DYTA HAY TOTA SIKH SY POCHTA HAY K . ABY KION TANG KAR RAHA HAY SIKH KAHTA HAY TO BHI TO KAR RAH HAY . TOTA KAHTA HAY . KIA TUJHY URRHNA AATA HAY ..?

AIK CHARSI DOSRARY SE PUCHTA HAY KEY YAAR TUM NE MUJH SE KCUH PAISAY LEYE THEY JAB TUM NASHAY MAIN THEY DOSRA KEHTA HAY YAAR MAIN NE BHI TUM KO WAPAS KAR DEYE THEY JAB TUM NASHAY MAIN THEY .........HA HA HA

Aik ladki beach per swimming ke liay gai. wahan pohanch ker uss ne aapna dress utara aur jab woh paani main jane lagi to wahan per mojood Gard ne uss ko kaha keh yahan per nahana manaa hai. ladki ne poocha keh jab main aapna dress utaar rahi thee to tab koiun nahin bataya. Gard ne jawab dia ke yahan per sirf nahana manna hai.......HOW IS IT....?

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ek bacha ek star say autograph mangta hai,to star ko mazak soojta hai,woh
autograph book pay ghaday ki tasveer banadayta hai.to bacha autograph
book dekhta hai,aur kahta hai maine appsay autograph manga tha photo
garph nain:))))))))))

ak dafa ka zikar hay kay kuch pagloon ko plan kay raastay dosray city lay kar jatay han pagal plan may bahut shoor kartay han. plan ka pilot apnay dost say kahat hay kay en ko kissee tarha chup karaaoo.us ka dost paglon kay pass jata hay tou us ko ak pagal kuch theek lagta hay tou wo us ko kahta hay kay en ko kissee taraha chup karwaooo. wo pagal kahta hay theek hay. kuch dair baad plan may billlkul khamoshee ho jatee hay. pilot kahta hay kay ya kaysay ho gia may ja kar pochta hon us nay pagal say pocha tou pagal na kaha kay wo cricket khail rahay thaaay may nay un say kaha kay baher ja kar khailloo tou wo sub baher challay gay

Ek Mudat Kay Bad Taray Dar Par AA Raha Hoo.
May Too Apna Janaza Bee Tumari Taraf Laa Raha Hoo.
Tum Maray Janazay Koo Hee Chahat Say Dakah Layna.
Warna Loog Yaa Samjay Gaa Kay May Khali Hath Jaa RAHA Hoo...