Yaad

1 man was travelling in train with 3 kids a women was sitting with him . women says to man r these ur kids ? he said nooooo ! im a condom seller and these are customer,s complaints

roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning

tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo

shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye

company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain

woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain

Two children were in a doctor-s waiting room.
The little girl was softly sobbing.
Why are you crying?asked the little boy.
i-m here for blood test and they-re going to cut my finger,said the girl.
When he heard this,the little boy started to cry,
why are u crying?asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said,i-m here for a urine test.

aik dafa aik bachaa apna sur bulb per ragarh raha hota hai us ki mother us ko dakh kar kahti hai yai kia kar rahay hoo? wo jawab deta hai kay apna dimaag(brain)rooshon kar raha hoon

First Slogan was - Pakistan Zindabad
now it is - Pakistan Se Zinda Bhag