joke

EIK AURAT THI JO SHIP MAIN WINDOW KE PAAS APNAY NEW BORN BABY KO LAIKAR KHADI HUI THI ACHANAK US KE HAATH SE VO BACHA GIR GAYA , BUHAT SHOR MACHANAY KE BAAD IK BUDHA AADMI NAY CHALANG LAGA DI ,, JAB VO BACHAY KO BACHA KAR WAPIS LAY AAYA TO SAB NE USAY SHABASHI DI...VVVVO GUSAY MAIN BOLA PAHLAY YEH BATAOO MUJHAY DHUKKA KIS NAY DIYA THA .LOLZ HA HA HA HA

ek chor ek ghar mein ghussa ghar ki malikan bohot moti thi us ne chor ko dhakka de kar gira diya aur us per beth gaye aur nauker koawaz di,Ramoo jaldi se police ko bulao meine chor pakra hey,kuch khamoshi ke baad kisi cheez ke girne ki awaaz ayee to malikan ne poocha, arey Ramoo to abhi tak gaya nahin,Ramoo ne kaha malikan
andherey mein meri chappal nahin milrahi,chor itni der mein adhmua ho chuka tha tilmila ke kaha abey meri chappal pehan ley aur jaldi se police ko bula la.....

ek aadmi ko sardi mein tyfied ho jata hey aur woh mar jata hey nek amal ki waja se usse jannat mein bhej diya jata hey wahan usse hurein pankha karti hein thand ki waja se woh wahan bhi mar jata hey.
kyon kesa laga,

ek waqeel ne waqalat mein bohot paisa kama liya tha,apne akhri waqat mein us ne wasiyyatnama likhwaya ke us ki saari daulat paglon mein bant di jaye.is nek kaam ki waja poochne per kaha ke, mere pass jo kuch bhi hey paglon ka to diya hua hey.

america elaan karta hey ke jis country ka billa hamarey billey ko mar de ga hum us country ko 200million dollars denge. bohot se country ke billey aatey, magar american billa un ko kha jaata, ek bohot hi kamzor billa maidan mein utarta hey ,to american usse dekh ker hanste hein ke yeh billa hamarey billey ko kya marega, khair jesi hi un mein larai hoti hey doosra billa american billey per jhapat parta hey aur maar ke kha jaata hey american yeh dekh ker hairan hote hein, maaloom karne se pata chalta hey ke woh koi billa nahin balke ethopia ka sher tha jo bhook aur muflisi mein billey jesa dikhai deta tha...ha ha ha

aik shaikh sahib kay bachay zid kartay hain keh bhook lagi hai shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo kahana nahin khay ga us ko 5rupay milain gay bachay bahut hi khush hotay hain or bagair khay 5rupay laykar soo jaatay hain.subah jab naashtay kay liay ikhatay hotay hain to shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo 5rupay wapis karay ga us ko naashta milay ga

EK BACHA APNE DOST K GHAR KHANA KHANE GAYA.KHANE KEY TABLE K KAPRE SE US NE SPONE SAAF KIYA TO DOST KI MAAN NE TANZIA POOCHHAKYA TUMHARE GHAR MEIN ISI TARHAN SPONE SAAF KERTE HEINTO BACHA BOLA,NAHIN HAMARE GHAR MEIN SPONE HAMESHA SAAF RAKHTE HEIN....HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

maine tujhe dil diya tha dildar samajhkar,par tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samajhkar

Ak langra teacher appnay shagardoo say kaha k jen boot ye sab joot hay. Main jen ko chaleng karta hoo k woo muj pa bait jaie. Shagard nay kaha k langra jen kaha hoo ga.