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AIK DUFA AIK DOCTOR AIK HOSPITAL MAY GAYA JO KAY PAGHLON KA THA TU US NAY
DAIKH 4,5 PAGHLE MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NIKAL RAHAY HIEN AUR AIK AUR PAGHEL AGAY HOTA
HAY BUT WO MON SAY MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NAE NIKALTA TU WO US SAY POCHTA HAY KAY TUM
KION NAE NIKAL RAHAY YAY AWAZ TU WO KEHTA HAY KAY MAY PAGHLE NAE HON TU DOCOTOR
KEHTA HAY KAY YAY TU BARE ACHE BAT HAY JAO UB TUM UPNAY GHER JA SUKTAY HO TU
UPNAY MON SAY MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NIKALTA HAY AUR DOCTOR SAY KEHTA HAY KAY MERAY
PECHAY BATH JAO MAY TUMHHAY TUMHARAY GHER CHOR AON GA

KAISA HAY ACHA HAY

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aik dafa purnam singh bathroom mein gaya
wapas akar apni biwi say kehnay lagay begam aj te kamal ho gya mein laterene wich gaya te light apay bal gye te apay bugh gye.biwi nay kaha,.lanat ho tum par tu ajj fir friuge witch peshab kar aayann aye.hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi

aik bachay say kisi teacher nay pochaa kay agar tum maghrib(west) mein jao gay to kia hoga,us nay sochaa or kaha kay ----mein ghroob ho jaoon ga----

aik baar main soreha tha to derwaza khatkhataya main samjha mera dil aya dewaza khola to bijli ka bil aya

aik hum hai jo aap ko apne dil main jaga dete hain...werna aap jaise softwere bazaar main bikte hain..

Aik Chota larka hota hai usko cheez chaiyeh hoti hia aut us ko mumi ghar per nahi hoti ,wo bahir jata hai aur shop waley ko kehta hai app mujhey yeh cheez dodo meri mumi appko paisay dedey gi. Tu woh shop wala kehta hai bachey ko kei app mujhey aik kiss dedo mei app ko yeh cheez dedata hoon,tu woh bacha kehta hai kei yeh b app ko meri mumi dey gi ... hehheheh ;)

ITFAKAN CHAOONI SE KAL HUA MERA GUZAR
AIK SIPAHI DE RAHA THA PEHRA APNY GATE PER.
MUKHTASIR CHAHRA PER USKY MOONCH THI
PHALI HUI
NEEL K SAHIL SE LE KAR TABKHAKY KASHGAR

dunya ke dar se tery tasweer toelate main chopa rakhey hai dardar ho tera bar bar is liye jolab ke goli kha rakhey hai lol lol lol

khuda se ek dua mangi dua main mot mangi, khuda ne kaha ke mot to main tumey de donga, lekin os ka kia karoon jis ne tery lambi umer ke dua mangi
kaisa laga acha hai na