joke

Zindagi kya hai dukhoon ka darya hai
Toonti band kardo lota bhar gaya hai

ik dafa ik share bahir mulk main gaas ka raha tha.kissi ne us se pucha ke tum share ho or gaas ka rahy ho.Dosry share ne jawaab diya.Jab main pakistan main tha tho main share tha .Yahan aakar main gaas is liy ka raha hoon ke main yahan bakry ke weeze par aya hoon.

teen bunder hote hain aik bunder aik larki dekhraha hai aur doosra pepsi pee raha hai aur teesra yeh joke parh raha hai

hello..................
kabhi hamain bhi yad ker lia karain .............ya hum hi yad kerty rahin ga.??

AIK MEMON AIK BOTH MAIN PISHAB TEST KARWANEY JARAH THA.
RASTEY MAIN DOST NEY KHA BHAI KAHAN JARAHAI HO.
MEMON BOLA TEST KARWANEY.
DOOST TO ITNEY BARI BOTEL MAIN KYON LAJARAHAI HO THORA SAY LAY JATEY.
MEMON BOLA NAHEEN MAIN KONJUCE NAHEEN MAIN TO BOHT SARA HI LAKER JAONGA.
WAPSI MAIN MEMON BOTEL APNEY SAT LA RA TAH.
PHIR WOI DOOST MILLA TEST HOGYA
MEMON BOLA HAN
DOOST BOLA TO BOTEL TO PEHNK DO.
NA DOCTOR NAY IS MAIN SUGER BATAI HAI.

You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar

Police wala aik admi sa kahta hai app nay yaha sa chor ko jatay dakha hai to admi kahta hai yaha sa thori dour tin sarak [street] jati hai pah li sarak [street] ko chor kar dosri sarak[street] ko tisri sarak [street] par jaou phir aigai tin galiya aingii pahli gali ko choro kar dousri gali ko chor kar tisri gali ma jaou phir tin bilding aingii phli bilding ko chor kar dousri bilding ko chor kar tisri bilding ma jana tin malay ain gai phlay malay [floor] ko chor kar dousray malay [floor] ko chor kar tisray malay[floor] par jana phir tin ghar ain gay phlay ghar ko chor kar dousri ghar ko chor kar tisray ghar ma jana phir tin kamray [room] aingay dousray kamray [room] ko chor kar tisray kamray [room] ma jana phir tin almariya aingii phli almari ko chor kar dousri almari ko chor kar tisriy almari khol na phir tin box aingay phlay box ko chor kar dousra box ko chor kar tisra box kholna phir tin photo hoongi phli mari dadiki dousri mari nani ki aur tisri mari ma [mom] ki mari ma ki kasam manay chor ko nahi dakha ha ha ha ha

SIR; CLASS MA ITNA SHOURE QUE MACHA RAHA HO?
STUDENTS;HUM KHAMOOSHI KA FAIDOU PER BHAS KARE RAHA THA

MA (BETA SE) BETA! DIL LAGA KAR PERHA KARO.
BETA! AMI ABOU TO ANNEAK LAGA KAR PARHTA HEIN