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3 aurtein bethe batein kar rahi hoti hain aik kehtee hai ke mere hasband ke baal black hain to main shaam ko party main black saarhi pehnoo gi dosri kahti hai ke mere husband ke baal red hai main shaam ko party main red saarhi pehnoo gi tisri kuch soch rahi hoti hai to dono poochtee hain ke kya soch rahi ho woh kehti hai ke mere husbandke tobaal hi nahin main kya pehnoo gi?

ek bacha zameen per late kay karwat idhar udhar kar raha tha..to uski
amma nay poocha beta kiya paet main dard hai kiya..woh kahta hai nain..
to kiya machar mar dawaye khali hai..woh kahta hai nain... to amma poochti
hai to kiya hoa..bacha kahta hai kay amma doctor nay kaha tha dawa pinay
say phelay sheshe hila layna.. main sheshe hilana bhol gayeya tha isliye
ab hila raha karwat idhar say udar kar kar:))

ek wife appnay husband say bolti hai..unkay husband dayejist parh rehay
hotay..woh kahti hai sunay ajj main kiasi lag rahi hoon...husband koi
jawab nain daytay to biwi phir kahti hai bataye main kiasi lag rahi hoon
maine appka kay favriote colour ka dress pehna hai to husband phir khamosh
rehta hai..to biwi kahti hai apphar waqt daijist parhtay rehtay hai kash
main daijist hoti to hamseha app ki nazroo kay samnay to hoti..to husband
bolta hai soochlo begham har maheenay nayeya aata hai:))))))))))))))

phir bhi dil hai pakistani hum logoon ko samjh sakey na koi bhi dilber jani
cheeni pareeshan hoey,heeran hue japani
thori hum main chalaki hai thori hai be Emani
koi panga hum se to moo ki paregi khani kiyun k dil hai pakistani kiyun ke dil hai pakistani

ek gagah per kafi rash hota hai ek admi dosre admi se poochta hai ke yeh kiya ho raha hai to doosra admi kehta hai ke acsedentho gaya hai per koi zakhmi main haath nahin daal raha hai to woh chekhta hua jata hai k hatoo to log kehtey hain ke marney wala tumhara kon hai woh kehta hai ke mera baap hai marney wala jab woh aagey jata hai to gadah mara hua hota hai

2 womens train main bethi howihoty hain kai aik dam say light chaly jaty hai to 1 women train ko roknay kai liyein chain khaichtii hai to issay aik thapar parta hai wo dobarah or zore say khaichtii hai to or zore say thapar parta hai phir wo chup chap apni jagah pay ja kai baith jaty hai thori dair kay baad jab light aaty hai to wo women kahty hai kon mujhay thapar mar raha tha to 2 women kahty hai kai acha to thi jo bar bar mery cuhtia kahchi ja rahi thi

du ourtain bathi batain ker rahi hoti hain aik ourat dusri say kehti hai du larkay ikhatay baith ker kaisi batain kertay hoon gay? dusri kehti hay jaisay du ourtain aapis main baith ker batain kerti hain waisi hi kertay hoon gay pehli hairat say kehti hya hai Allah main mer jaaoon itni gandi batain kertay hain....................

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