joke

ek aadmi ke paas 3 nokar hote hai ek ka namm hota hai khara ek ka naam hota hai baasi ek ka naam hota hai mehenga ek din onke ghar ek mehmaan aata hai malik poochta hai kia piye ge woh kehta hai pani to malik kehta hai khara pani layo to wo kehta nahi nahi main ne pani nahi peena malik kehta hai ke khana to kha lijiye malik kehta hai baasi khana laon woh kehta hain nahi nahi main ne khana bhi nahi khana woh kehta hai main chalta hon to malik kehta hai mehenga rickshaw lao

aik bacha neche se cheeze utha kar kah raha tha aunty ne doosri aunty se kaha ke aap ka beta neeche se cheeze utha kar kaha raha hai tu aunty ne kaha nahi woh mera bachha nahi hai mera bacha tu woh hai jo aap ke pars mein paani daal raha hai

Ainj dee koyee sohneyaa device honee chahi dee aey !
Poondi both side optimise honee chahi dee aey.

Signal nahee labdey Mundey poundey rehendey ney,
Kuree jithey jaey easy recognise honee chahi dee aey

Weyaah ho hi jana hondah, her kisey da kisey naal
Per Lareh wohtee dee wi koyee choice honee chahi dee aey

Papey naal chah roz, aey wi koyee nashta aey !
Kadee paratha kadee lasee kadee slice honee chahi dee aey

Ranjha Khajjal hondah rehenda, Ghabroo Punjab da
Koyee sohnee jaee Heer chilli spice honee chahi dee aey.


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``Tumha orat biwe k rop mai kassi lagti hai,plz such such batana?`` aik shaks na apna dost sa pocha.
``tum yaqeen nahi karro gay k mujha orat biwe k rop mai kis qadar aachi lagti hai.mai to ghanton usa samne bidha ker midhi midhi batan kerta ho,usa aksir gift or gollab pash kerta ho,ji chahta hai jan us per war don, bus tumha kia bataon,mera bus chalay to usa nazron sa aik pal bhi ojhal na hona don !``
``yaar tum bada khushqismat hok aysi qabila rashk biwe mile``.
``mujha kahan mile arry wo to mera padosi ki biwe hai``.

teacher ne student k father ko kaha k aap ke betey ne saree records tor (break) ker diyee
father nalayaq ghar main to saaman torta (break) kerta hai aur ab school main main bhi tor phor shooroo kerdi

Jassi singh tells his girl friend,
come home tomorrow, no one will be at home.
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home......

darmiani umer ki akk aorat jo shoping kay bad gher ja rahi thi.unhoone nay jab akk kamsin bachy ko sirgat noshi karty hoay dekha to bolee!
oohhh muny!tum sirgat pi rahy ho kia tumhary waldane asss say wakiff hane?
kamsin larky nay nahaet tamasharana andaz say aorat ki janib dekha aur phir uss kay munn per daherr sara sirgat ka dahooane chorty hoay bola...
ohhh-lady -?tumhary shoher ass batt say wakiff hane kay tum raah chalty akk ajnabi say mahooo guftagoo hooooo.........

Aik afsar nay preshan ho kar aik aurat say kaha, Mohtarna mughay aik baat ki samagh nahin aai, aap kehti hain keh aap ka aik beta doo saal ka hai aur doosra chaar saal ka hai jabkeh aap kay shohar kay intaqal ko panch saal ho gay hain.
Aurat nay kaha, Haan magar main to zindah hoon.

Aik murtaba aik haathi aur aik cheunti scooter par jaa rahay hotay hain . Haathi scooter chala raha hota hai aur cheunti peechay bethi hoti hai . Donon apni baaton mein mugun hotay hain kay achaanak saamnay sey truck aajata hai aur unn donon ka accident ho jaata hai . Accident mein haathi murr jaata hai aur cheunti buch jaati hai . < Ab sawaal yeh hai kay cheunti kaisey buch jaati hai > @N$ER < Cheunti iss liyay buch jaati hai kyoon kay woh HELMET pehni hoti hai >