joke

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: Let--s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Patty: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Patty: I--ve already got one rabbit at home now!

munna baji se, baji driyaon ka pani kahan jata hai . baji ghusay se mere sar main ; munna issy liya her waqat aap ka naak behta rehta hai.........oh

iqbaal: mere walid eik haath se car ruka sakteys hain
saleem: to woh buhut barey pehlawan hongey
iqbaal: ji nahin woh police cantstable hain

aap ka friend
ladlakhan1@hotamil.com

mother: beta dhoop main kharey kiya ker rahe hoo

munna: ami passeena sukha raha hooooooooon

teacher ne student k father ko kaha k aap ke betey ne saree records tor (break) ker diyee
father nalayaq ghar main to saaman torta (break) kerta hai aur ab school main main bhi tor phor shooroo kerdi

teen muft khoore rooz kissi na kissi tarah khana khate the aik din woh tinon aik hotel mein jaker zara zara fasle per beth jate hai aur khane ka order de date hai jab woh khana kha lete hai to waiter bil laiker aik ke pass jata hai to woh kehta hai ke mein ne paise us waqt diye the jab uss admi ne diye the door woh betha hai, dossra admi kehta hai ke han han iss ne ussi waqt paise diye the jab mein ne diye the un ki baat sunn ker teesra admi kehta hai ke bhai in doonon ki larai mein kahin mere paise na bhool jana aur iss tarah woh tinon mil ker waiter ko daj de jate hai
hahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

ik din raat ko bejli nahe tee to baab apne beete say kha beta diya jalado to bete na kaha ki aba diye main indan nahe hai to is par baab na bete say kaha ki bete diye main pane daal do wase be bahut andera hai diye ko pata nahe chali ga ki yeh pane hai ki indan .
zia_hussain554@hotmail.com

aik aadmi dosre se.jnab yeh srak khan jati hai
dosra aadmi yeh sarak kahi nahi jati yahi pe rehti hai

aik dafa aik ustad aik shagird se poochta hai ke turki ke logon ko kaya kehte hain shagird ne kaha turks.
to ustad ne poocha ke jarmani ke logon ko kaya kahain ge to shagird ne kaha germs.
ha ha ha ha ha.........................