joke

phir atii aur atii hii rahii akhir kya
hum yun na thay k akhiratay hii na rahay

jo larkiyaan make up kertee hain woh bilkul reema lagtee hain, jo larkiyaan make un nahi kerteen woh shafkat cheema lagtee hain .

zindagi guzari teri yaad kay saharay
ghain gubaray fay fuwaray

Ak patan ak doukan per gya ourdoukan walee see kaha keh bahee sab ya almaree kitnee ki hay doukan walee ne kaha keh ham patanoo ko chezee nahee bajetee patan bi ba zead ho gya jakaree apna houlya changee kar lya pante shart pahen karee agya our kaha keh bahee sbee ya almaree kitnee ki hay doukandaree ni pear wahoo jawab dya patan bi apni zead par ara raha keh may too lounga hi aglee din ouh dousree houlyee may agya our kaha keh almaree kitnee ki hay doukan daree ka wha hi jawab aglee din who bourka pahen kar agya our almaree ka rate pouch doukandaree be tangee agyaa keh khan sab tum 5 din see a rahee ho our may tum see yahee kahta hu keh ham patanoo ko chezee nahee bachtee khan sab ni bourka itara aour gousa ho ka kaha keh may jab garee jata hu too mujee maree hulyee see garee walee nahee pahchantee our app kiss tara see tum kasee pahchantee ho keh may patan hu doukan daree ni kaha keh khan sab app jiss chizze ko 5 din see almaree kah rahee hay ya almaree nahee freagee hay..

Bakiyan nalo jeon de dhang vakhre ne...bole koi kaura karde dakre ne......vairy da sir vadke neze uthe tangde ne, singha de put yodhe singha hi ghar jamde ne !!!!!1

Once there were 2 monkeys and they were having a bath and one of the monkeys went ooooahha then the other monkey said turn the cold water on.

Gabar Sing ne maa se mar kyoon khai, isliye usne ne paida hote hi apni maa se poocha MAA, KITNE AADMI THEY

aik bar aik admee kitab likta hai k gora kaisae chalta hai. tho uss kee kitab mai 200 pages thae uss nae aik page per lika tha k gora kaisae chalta hai our bakee 199 pages per lika tha k taka tak taka tak

teacher:says to studend hemesha mushkil waqat mein doosroo ki help ker ni chahiye
student:say to teacher , tu sir app humary help kyun nahi kertey ho exam ke time