joke

Aik din aik patient doctor ka pass aya ,aur doctor sa kaha ka main gahan hand rakhta hon wahan per he dard hoti hai doctor b parashan ho jata hai vo patient ko specilalist ka pass bagh data hai thoori daar bad patient bahir ata hai to doctor is sa poochta hai tuma kon see bamari hai patiend bool meri finger tooti hoyi hai

you to hum kise ka pecha kiya nahi kartey hai
dard-e-dil liya our diya nahi kartey hai
shukar karoo yeh dil tum par a gaya hai
werna itni kematey chez kise ko diya nahi kartey hai

janeeman janejiggar janetamanna...................................................................
bahar a main teri lattan panna
hehehehheh

main nay kaha chand se dekha hay meray yar ko kahen
chand ne kaha aby pagal itne upar se dekhta hay koi

eik sahab kisis hotel main gaye inhain kafi garmi lag rahe thi inhoon ne apna coat utar ker eik jaagah lat;la diya aur saath maineik paper laga diya k mera coat huraney ki koshish mat ker main boxing main WORLD CHAMPION HOON................
thori deer baad jab woh ayee to unka coat gayab tha aur doosri taraf paper lika k mujhe pakarney ki koshish mat karna main bhagney main aalmi champion hoon...........

kaisa tha mujhe main kerkey zaroor batana

meri id hai ladlakhan1@hotmail.com

aik bar maut ka frishta rat ko aurat ko lainay ata hai lakin wo usay liay bghair hi wapis chala jata hai aglay din wo rat ko ata hai lakin phir nai lay kr jata us say aglay din wo usko sba k time lainay ata hai aur lay jata hai q ???
qqqq kkkk us wakt ayrat nai make up kia hua tha
rat ko aurat make up utar kr soti thi is liay frsihta usko pehchan nai ska

SHER ARZ KYA HAI(PUNJABI) PYAR NAAL PYAR WTANA REEET NAI AIS JAG DE THAND LAGDI MEINON THAND LAGDI

PHELA DOST 2OSREY SE :WO KON HAI JO SUBHA SUB SE PHALEY APNEY GHAR ATI HAI ,2OSRA: MEIN MAMA.........................KHEE KHEE KHEE KHEE

1 LANGRA AADMI KHTA HAI KE MUJH SE SAREY KUTEY DARTEY HAIN DOSRA WO KUIN?PHELA:KUIN KE JAB MEIN LAGRA KAR CHALTA HON TU WO SAMJHTEY HAI KE MEIN PATHAR UTHANEY LAGA HON ........................KHEE KHEE KHEE KHEE