joke

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them

could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas....

The man at the other end replies One second sir... and Laloo immediately replies thank you and puts the phone down.........

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..... His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy answered, I--m doing my math homework, Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math? The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition. The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

aik dafa 2 chuwentia ja rahi hote hain aik kai uper hati paon rekta hai to wo doosray say kehta hai kai chalo is ko martay hain dosra kehta hai nahi phir logon ko kahay ga kai do bando pay mara tha

do bola hun da na. Ek bola doa nu kanda tu gurdwara nu chalia? Dua kanda nahi ma gurdwara nu chalia. Faar pala ala faar kanda oh makia kita tu gurdwara nu chalia

A Sardaar ji was trying to commit SUICIDE, someone asked the reson. He said; My wife has runaway with my friend and I can--t live without my friend...........

michael jackson ran into Kmart one day because he heard that kids pants were half off

----kaha aik molvi ne dekh kar juta mere agy----
agar ho samny juta to phir sajjda nahi hota----
----kaha main ne baja hay irshad aap ka----
agar pechay rakhin juta to phir juta nahi hota----

Oneday in China a boy was born.Her motherasked from his husband,What should we put the name of sweet boy?
Her husband saw the boy,boy was having chinese eyes pretty nose like chinese.her husban replied,Ching pong chong.
After a year another boy was born,again she asked from her husband,boy was having same chine nose,eyes & white face.Husband replied the boy name,Pong Ching Chong.
After a few year a boy was born of the same lady.She asked from her husband, what should we put the name of a boy?
her husband saw the boy,boy was having big eyes,big nose & black face,boy was diffrent from all the other son of a lady.Her husband was shocked to saw an african boy & when her wife asked from the husband,What should be the name of this black boy?
Her husband replied,Something is wrong.

ek ladki thi moti si ek ladkay par wo marti thi har waqt ghar ki khirki say ussi ko dekha karti thi
jub bhi milti thi us say bus yehi poocha karti thi ye dieting kaisay hoti hai ye dieting kaisay hoti hai