joke

aik aurat ke wafat par usee dafnaneja rahe te qabrastann ponchne se pele mayyat ek kambe se takra gahi aur aurat ut gai aur kane kagee muje kahan le ja ray ho to log dobara ise ghar le gae 20 sal bad pir ye aurat wafat pa gai pir qabristan le gae teek usi jaga se kamba aane se paley us k shoar ne kaha k kama sanbal ke

The quality i like in you..my friend..that you are 100% sentimtntal.....10 % senti...........and 90 % MENTAL.............

Friend For Dinner

Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven--t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don--t feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fool--s thinking about getting married.

Late Night

A man tells his wife that he--s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out however , that it--s closed. So the guy ends up going down to the local bar to use the vending machine. While there he had a few beer and began talking to this beautiful girl.

He had a few more beer and the next thing he knew he was in this girl--s apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knew it was 3:00 AM.

Oh my, god , my wife is going to kill me! he exclaimed. Quick give me some talcum powder!

She got him some and he rubbed it all over his hands. When he got home his wife was up waiting for him and she was furious. where the hell have you been!

He said, Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her.

Let me see your hands! she demanded. He showed his wife his powdery hands. Damn liar, You were out bowling again!

Coming Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

Take my advice, said the neighbor, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o--clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out, --Is that you, Jim?-- And that cured him.

Cured him! asked the woman, but how?

The neighbor said, You see, his name is Bill.

This woman--s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?

What dear, she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

I think you--re bad luck.....

ek din ghalib saab bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar susu karte pakde gaye aur bole TERE PYAR MAIN YUH DUKHI HAI GHALIB KI AASHOO VI NIKALTE HAI RASTE BADAL BADAL KE WAH......

do husband wife hotay hain dono ko ek bacha hota hai woh uss ko bahut pyar kartay hain thoray din baad un ko ek or bacha hota hai woh phelay walay bachay ko chor kar dosray walay bachay ko pyar karna shoroo kar detay hain phehlay walay bachay ko jealousy hoti hai woh ek plan banata hai woh yeah karta hai keh bachay ki milk bottle per poison laga deta hai subhah hoti hai to bili dead hoti hai woh bacha phir apni ama keh bobs per poison laga deta hai tu subha hoti hai to abu ji dead hotay hain

Saeed: Would you punish me for some thing i didn--t do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Saeed: good, because i didn--t do my homework.