sardar ji

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his
father."" Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say
half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?""

""No son, that-s because you are intelligent. "" Bantu seeming content with the
answer, asks his father another question, ""Dad, today we had Math class - All
the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I
am Sardar ??""

""No son, that-s because you are intelligent,"" replies his father. Happy with the
answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, ""Dad, today we had Medical Examination,
all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I
am Sardar ??""

The father replies, ""No son, that-s because you are 31 years old.""

Ek dafa Ek Sikh Sardar Jee train me safer kar rahe they.Rastey mey ek aurat ne ap se bari jaldi mein phoocha key ""Sardar jee pishab karne de jaga te dasso"" Sardar Jee bole ""nahi pheley tusi dasoo""

aik Jaga Kuch Log Sar Jee Kee Pitai Karahe Hotay Hain magar Sardar jee Zor Zor Say Hanstay Jatey Hain , Log Jama Hotay hain aur Sardar jee say aik shuks Kheta hai kay Sradar Jee Tun Pagal Tau Nahee , Kay Yeh Log Tujhey Mar Rahey Hain Aur Tun Hansai Jarah Hai,
Sardar Jee XZor Say Hanstay Huvay Jawab Daytay Hain Kay Pagal Main Nahee Pagal Tau Yeh Log Hain, Kyoon Kay Main Woh Admi Hee nahi Jisay Yeh Marna Chahtay Hain

ek dafa sardar jee cycle per appnay bachay ke sath ja rahay hotay hain bacaha kahta hai sardar jee nanu dhand lag rai hai sardar jee us ko apna kot ulta kar kay pahna daiday hain thori door ja kae cycle ki taker ho jati hai bacha or sardar gir jatay hain sardar jee bahacy ko hilatay hain laikin bacha nahin bolta log ekathay ho jatain hain or sardar se pochtay hain ki hoya sardar jee sardar jee kahataya hain honi galan kar raiyasee maingardan sidi kiti tay ainay bolna band kardita (sardar jee nay us nu ulta koat pahnay houya see)

Once a Commissioner of city has a peon whose name is Dunda singh.He collects money of bribery through out the week.And on every week night Mrs. Gunda singh gives a bag of some money from bribery.It so happened that Gunda singh has transferred.A new peon arrive there who do the same thing as that of Gunda singh .His name is Prem singh.On week night Mrs.Prem singh gives bag of some money from bribery.Commissioner Thank you Mrs.Gunda singh .She answers i am not Mrs.Gunda singh ,i am Mrs.Prem singh.Commissioner answer ""Gunda singh and Prem singh is the same thing ""

aik bar aik sardar ji hotel main jatay hain aur waiter say kahtay hain on plate of feet and head(mean siri payay)phir wo kha kar kahtay hain one dish and.jab waiter doosri plate lata hai to kha kar kahtay hain the taste has come

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.

aik din sardar jee bhangra daal rahe hotay hain.log un say poochtay hain kay wo kis hooshi main bhangra daal rahein hain.wo logo ko batate hain kay un ka bai maar gaya hain.log kehtay hain sardar jee aap ka bai maar gya hain aur aap bahngra daal rahe hain keun.sardar jee batatey hain kay puri dunya kehti hain hain kay sikhon ka damag nahi hota lakin hammara para ""damag kay cancer"" say mara hain is say sabat hoowa kay siakhon ka bi damag hota hain.bus issi liyay main bahngra daal raha hoon.

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.