sardar ji

aik din sardar jee bhangra daal rahe hotay hain.log un say poochtay hain kay wo kis hooshi main bhangra daal rahein hain.wo logo ko batate hain kay un ka bai maar gaya hain.log kehtay hain sardar jee aap ka bai maar gya hain aur aap bahngra daal rahe hain keun.sardar jee batatey hain kay puri dunya kehti hain hain kay sikhon ka damag nahi hota lakin hammara para ""damag kay cancer"" say mara hain is say sabat hoowa kay siakhon ka bi damag hota hain.bus issi liyay main bahngra daal raha hoon.

Eik daffa eik sardar jee aur un ka tota (paroot) jhaz mein safar ker rahey they. wo tota barra shetan tha. jab bhi airhostess us key pas sey guzzarti wo ussey choonch sey kat deta. airhostess agey sey smile pas kerti aur chali jati. jab sardar jee ney dekha key yeh to barrey mazey ki baat hey aur airhostess bhi mind nain kerti to agli daffa jab airhostess us key pas sey guzri to us ney bhi ussey chutki kat di. airhostess ko barra sakht ghussa ayya us ney ja ker pilot sey shikayat laga di. pilot ne order diyya key sardar jee aur un key titey ko baher phenk do. jab sardar jee ney yeh sunna to us ney totey sey kha ""aap tey maaian nal man wee daboye."" totey ney jwab diyya ""sardar jee! undna nee aanda iyya ney tey pangey kiyon kiddey ney""

eik martaba eik sardar g tv khareednay eik shop per gaye dookaan daar saypoocha yeh tv kitnay ka hay us nay kaha keh mein sardar ko tv nahin baichta saradar nay wajah poochi dookaan daar nay kaha bas mein nahin baichta doosray din sardar aurat ka bhais badal kar aata hai aur phir tv ki keemat malom kerta hai dookan daar nay kaha mein nay kaha hai na mein sardaar ko tv nahin baichta sardaar hairaangi say, yaar mein to aurat ke roop mein aaya hoon phir tumhein kistarha pata chala keh mein sardar hoon dookaan daar ne bari si aahn bhartay huay kaha kewn keh sardar g yeh tv nahin microwave oven hai...

Aik sardar gee ko pahar par charhnay ka bohat shoq hota hai. subah sweray woh sair kay liye nikaltay hai. aur pahari par charhna shooroo kar daity hai key ichanak un ka paow pahari par say phisalta hae aur woh lurkharatay huway neechay ki taraf aatay hai keh yuk dum un ka haath aik darakhat ki shakh par gripp ho jata hai woh bohat cheekho pukar kartay hai key mujay bachao bachao laikin unehai koyee nahee bachata, phir ichanak un key zehn mai vah-e-guru ki yaad atee hai sardar gee vah-e-guru ko pukartay hai ke a vah-e-guru mairee maddad karo key gaib se awaz atee hai key shakh chhor do sardar gee preshan ho jatay hai key yeh kia keh rahay hai, shakh chhor doo ga to mai mar jaoo ga sardar jee bohat afsurda lehjay mai kehtay hai. phir awaz atee hai key tum nay khudee maddad key lia pukara tha ub jo kaha ja raha hai vohi karo, sardar jee apna moonh doosri taraf kar kay zor say pukartay hai ""Oay Koyee Hor Hai""

Eik dafa eik sardar apnee behan kay sath kaheen ja raha hota hay rastay main sardar ka eik dost milta hay aur wo kahta hay kay sardar jee mashook na ja rehay ho .....to sardar sahab kahtay hain mashook ho gee tumharee meree to behan hay .......ha ha ha ha ha ........

eik bar eik sikh apni cycle par ja raha hota ha samne say ek admi (man) aa raha hota he sardar gi us say poochta he k ki hall he sardar gi kehte hain maa(mother) de dua(prayer) sardar gi cycle say uter kar usay khoob marte hain wo banda(man) kehta he sardar gi ki hoya sardar gi kehte hain tu pehlay apni maa(mother) ki dua(prayer).hi, hi, hi,hi,hi, Proposed By ( Mateen Khan )

once a sardar ji went to a hotel and asked waiter to bring a dish of head and feet.when he ate the 1st dish he enjoyed a lot and asked the waiter ""bring one dish and""
he atlast said ""the taste has come-""
plz laugh

AIK DAFA DO SIKH TRAIN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN UN MEIN AIK SIKH BARA HOTA HAI AUR AIK CHOTA . UN KE SAMNE AIK MUSLIM BETHA HOTA HAI . THORI DER BAAD CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE(SARDAR GEE TUSAAN KITHE REHENDE HO)
BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE
(AAPAN AMRATSAR CHE REHENDE AAN)
CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE
(AAPAN VI AMRATSAR CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD CHOTA SIKH PHIR BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN AMRATSAR CHE KERE MAHALE REHENDE HO) TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN AMRATSAR CHE GONDAL DE MAHALE CHE REHENDE HAAN) CHOTA SIKH YEH SUN KAR KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI USI MAHALE CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD PHIR CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN US MAHALE CHE KERI NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HO) TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN CHOVI(24) NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HAAN) TO CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI CHOVI NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD PHIR CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE KEHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN KERE NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE HO)TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE(AAPAN 7 NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE HAAN)TO CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI 7. NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE AAN) YEH SAB MUSLIM SE BARDASHT NAHIN HOTA VOH KEHTA HIA (THOHADI AISI DE TAISI TUSI IKO SHEHAR IKO MAHALE IKO GALI TE IKO MAKAN CHE REHENDE HO TE IK DOSRE NOON NAHIN JANDE )
BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI (PAA GEE MASLA AAI NAHI ASAL CHE ASI DONON PIU PUT HAAN TE ASI TAAN ZARA TAIM LANGA RAHE SE)
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aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""