sardar ji

ek din ek sadarjee teain ch safar kar rahai thi tee unanu emergency hoo gyi tee andar ek banda see te sardar jee akhde bhai saab jaldi bhar aoo jad sadar andhar gae te sardarjee 15 minute kalote rahi 31 ,1 hour hogya 2, hogaya .jadh sardar je bhar ai te auna di sari pant gile se te log akhde sardar jee k hoya sardar je khinde yaar andhar bod te lekiya hoya se""KIRPYA CHALTE TRAIN ME SHAREER KA KOI AANG BHAR NA NEKALE "".

ek dafa ek sardar jee apni bahan ke sath ja rahe the pecha se kassi ne awaz di sardar jee mashok de nal ja re ho.
sardarjee ne jawab dia mashok hoe gi tere meri te bahan wa

aik dafa sardar gi kahin ga rahey thay kay samney gaey(cow)ka gobar para hao
tha. woo soochnay lagey kay yay gobar hai ya mitti
to pehlay wo aagaty barey or soocha kay agar yay gobar hoa to paaon(feet) kharab
ho gaen gay lakin agar mitti hoi to nahin ho gay aur loog mera mazaq uraey gay
to phir aagey barey ungli main thora sa lagya
or chat kar kaha(akh tho:gobar hai,shukar haikai paaon nahin rakh dia)

once a sardarji was filling a form for job. In one column he saw a field salary expected. He thought some time then write ""yes""

Two sardar are observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Sardar#1: I can-t seem to get this door unlocked! Sardar#2: Well, you-d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top of the car is down!

one sardar jee was not sleeping with her wife these days because some where he came to know that it is not good to sleep with a married woman.

Aik dafa sardar gi kahin ja rahey thay kay samney gaey(cow)ka gobar para hao
tha. woo soochnay lagey kay yay gobar hai ya mitti
to pehlay wo aagaty barey or soocha kay agar yay gobar hoa to paaon(feet) kharab
ho gaen gay lakin agar mitti hoi to nahin ho gay aur loog mera mazaq uraey gay
to phir aagey barey ungli main thora sa lagya
or chat kar kaha(akh tho:gobar hai,shukar haikai paaon nahin rakh dia)

Four Sardarji-s were waiting a on Railway Platform for the ""Punjab
Mail"".
As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train
running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am
will now
start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill, the four
sardarjis
decide to go out into the city to spend the time. When they get
back to the
station they see ""Punjab Mail"" just leaving the platform.So
sardarjis start
running desperately to board the train..
One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got almost the
last
boggie and the other two got left behind. When the two Sardarji -s
who managed to get into the train met each other in one of the
bogies
they started laughing uncontrollably. They go on laughing
.....laughin....and.........laughing.
Now the other passengers get bit curious and one of them asked
the
Sardarji-s .... ""Arre, what-s so funny ? Why are you both
laughing so
madly?
One of the Sardarji-s managed to reply "" Actually the two who were
supposed
to take this train got left behind......we ....just came to see
them off
!!!!!!!!!!""

One American really wanted to visit India. He was traveling for India by air india flight. He was sitting with a sardar. Suddenly, sardar farted so American was like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Sardar respond, this is what you call AIR INDIA. HA ha ha