sardar ji

aik dafa 3 sardar America gae wahan Newyork mein aik 70 manzala building key aakhari floor par thehrey. thodi der key baad Kartar Singh kuch khareedney neechey gia aur kafee der wapas na aaya to baqi 2 sardaroon ney neechey dekha to Kartar Singh neechey khada nazar aaya.Aik sikh nein chilla kar kaha ""Kartarey utte aa ja ""doosarey sikh ney kaha"" holi bolo sardar gi ,aeh Amrica aey apna Amartasar naheen"" abb pehley sikh ney doorbeen aankhoon par laga kar kartar singh ko qareeb se dekha
to aahista se (sargoshi mein) kaha
""Kartarey utte aa ja ""

Ik sardarji buss te charre te unnan de hath vich kela si.buss vich rush da faeda utha ke yaar loogan noon shrarat sujhi.sardar de hath vichon kela le ke apna (kela) sardar noon phrra ditta.thori dair baad sardar noon kea ke maaraj hun kisse hor da parr lao main ethe utarna eh...

Aik dafa sardar jee aur unn kei begum soay hooy thay. Raat ko sardarni ney uth kar shor macha dia..sardar jee utho ..sardar jee utho..sadar jee ghabra kar uthay aur poocha kia ho gya hay. Sardanrni boli kay billy doodh pee gayi hay. Sardar jee ghussay say bolay kay issi liay tum ko kehta hoon kay qameez pehan kar soya karo.

aik daffa aik sardar di debate kr rahay thay ,unnho nay aa ker kaha meri pano ,meri parayoo ,meray buzergo tu unnho nay is duran mike ko haath lagaya tu us mai current tha to woo achanuk bolay tadi maan no......

Once one serdar jee was traveling in a rail .One Muslim from Lucknow was also shareing the same compartment.

Serdar jee asked Muslim male for his introduction so he introduced himself like that:

""Khak der Khak aap kai kedmoo ki Khak Khadem ko Khadem Hussain Khatai hai""

So serdar jee was very impressed by his introduction ...Muslim asked now his turn to intorduce...by coincident serdar jee name was Ghanda singh He thought how to introduce himself so he started like that:

""Ghoo der ghoo aap ki g***d ka ghoo g***doo dai g***doo noo ghandaa singh aannday nai""

hussain(smart guy):i wonder if i get 99 or 98
tayab(not so smart guy):i wonder if i pass or fail
qasim(dumb guy):i wonder by how many marks will i fail with
harry(sardar):i wonder when the exam is.

Two sardarjis are in a railway station....""Can i take this train to Lahore?""asks the first
""No""answer the RR
""Can I""asks the second Sardarji

One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly ""What are you doing ?. Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked - ""What are you doing here ?"" Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you-re in Delhi?
Sardarji coolly replied It is written here - ""FILL IN CAPITALS""

once a sardar jee was taking a bath suddnly his friend came and he gave him vioce from out of door and say came out harry up .sardar replyied""main naha raha hon""he said again ""jaldi aa ""so sardar jee came out with out wearing any thing.he suggest him ""yaar kuch pehin to aao""then sardar jee went inside and wear a softy shoes in his feet.