sardar ji

Sardaar jee sardaarni naal chapper vech naha rehe sann,te unnan noon mzaq sojhea.hath vech (parh) ke kehnde ne keh parh lei main machli parh lei.sardaarni ne sochea ke le vai eh te number e le gea eh.thorhi dair baad saardarni vee (thalle)hath rakh keh booli keh parh lei machli parh lei.sardaar kehda eh keh naan vai naan toon nein parh sakdi.kehndi keuon ? kehnda eh ke taira te jaal e paate a e...

aik dafa aik sardar gee apni hamsai ki bycycle per us ko betha kar ja rahee the.
sunsaan jaga per kaprey utar ker us aurat ney sardar gee ko kaha k ""JO LOOTNA HAI LOOT LOO""
sardar gee us ki bycycle lay kar aa gyee.

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise
ome money
he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went
to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him,
""I-ve kidnapped you.""
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
""I-ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a
paper bag &
put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side
of the
city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent him
home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and
sure
enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The
Sardarji pened up
the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, ""How could you
do this to
a fellow Sardarji ?!""

Diana murder mystery solved The latest theory is that the driver
of the
Mercedes, Henri Paul, was actually a sardar whose family migrated
to
France when he was 3 yrs old. His name was Harvinder Singh Pal,
and later he
changed it to Henri Paul.
But what is in a name, after all ! Once a surd, always a surd !
And so when
the Paparazzi chasing the car shouted Diana, Diana , at 80 mph ,
Harvinder tried to take a right turn.( daina right in hindi
...........
The rest, as they say, is history !!....................)

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody
had told
him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..

A sardarji is standing on platform no.1 waiting for the punjab
mail to
arrive. There is an anouncement ""Passengers to note.. Train no 234
dn
Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving on -platform- no.1
shortly.""
Hearing this sardarji gets panicky..He immediately picked up his
baggage,jumped on to the railway track and stood there..

Four Sardarji-s were waiting a on Railway Platform for the ""Punjab
Mail"".
As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train
running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am
will now
start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill, the four
sardarjis
decide to go out into the city to spend the time. When they get
back to the
station they see ""Punjab Mail"" just leaving the platform.So
sardarjis start
running desperately to board the train..
One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got almost the
last
boggie and the other two got left behind. When the two Sardarji -s
who managed to get into the train met each other in one of the
bogies
they started laughing uncontrollably. They go on laughing
.....laughin....and.........laughing.
Now the other passengers get bit curious and one of them asked
the
Sardarji-s .... ""Arre, what-s so funny ? Why are you both
laughing so
madly?
One of the Sardarji-s managed to reply "" Actually the two who were
supposed
to take this train got left behind......we ....just came to see
them off
!!!!!!!!!!""

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to
claim it
and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, ""I want my 20 lakhs.

The man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn-t work that way. We give you
one lakh
today and then you-ll get
the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.""
The Sardar said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I want
it.""
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day
and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I want my
money! If
you-re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want
my five rupees back!""

aik dafa kisi sardar se kisy nae time pocha sadar bole aik minute thero btata huon gis hath mae ghadri thi us mae doodh ka glass tha gab time batane ghare dhghe us kae hath se doodh gher gia doseray din pher us admi ne sadar se time pucha us waqat sardar kae hath me lasse ka gallss tha time batate wo glass bhi gher gia tessray din ua admi ne sardar setime pucha sardar ne us admi ko kha tae ajj mae tumhare liyae ghre dosrey hath mea bhand k aya houn takee mujhe see doodh na gher jae leken time batate us nae dono htath uper kiea or pher us see doodh gher gia chothe din jab wo admi time puchne ayia to sardar ne us ko wo ghare hi dade or khaha kae is ghare se mujhe buhut nuksan hae