sardar ji

aik sardar jee aik khatoon ko cycle per leja rahe thei dusray sardar jee un se khetain o sardar jee mehbooba ko leke kithe ja rahe ho?
sardar jee khetain hein oye mehbooba hogi teri meri to behn hai

Once a sardar jee meets a woman on the street, askes her out, woman said"" I am on my menstrual cycle"", sardar Jee replied, no problem makhna, u proceed in ur manstrual cycle, i-ll follow u in my Honda accord.

aik sardar jee ka 3 maheenoon ka bacha row raha hota hay to woh apni jawan kanwari beti say kehtay hain keh bhai ko apna doodh pila do tumhari maa kupray dhoo rahe hay to woh kehte hay k mera doodh abhe nahe aata to sardar jee mammon ki taraf dekh kar kehtay hain !!aachaa!!!!! show shaw tay bari aay

aik dafa eik sardar,musalman,english aeroplane mein jaatey hoi gandi baatein kar rahay hotay hain to air hostess un ko mana karti hai woh mana nahin hotay to air hostess un say bahar janay ko kehti hai sab sey pehlay sardar jee bahar nikaltey hain to dhoti phool jaati araam say neechay jaatey hain phir musalman ki qamees phool jati hai woh bhi araam say neechay utarta hai english nay pent coat pahna hota hai woh tezi say neechay jata or sardar jee kay pass say guzarta hua kehta hai ""i am winning!i am winning!"" sardar jee say raha nahin jata woh wazan mein ziada hotey hain dhoti utartey hain or tezi say neechay girtey hain or english kay pass say guzartey huay kehtey hain ""now i am winning!now i am winning""

ek sardar jee border par bethe khana khane ke baad gernade ke pin nikalte hain aur use dant mein marna shuru kar dete hain
samne betha sapahi kehta hai
""oe sardar jee phat jayega""
sardar:""koi gal nahin mere kol hor hage naein""

A Sardar walks into a casino and sees a Pepsi Machine. He puts in a dollar and gets a soda. He kept doing this until three hours later a man walks up to him and asks, ""What are you going to do with all these sodas?"" and he replies,""Shut up, can-t you see i-m winning?""

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : -Doctor, I have a problem.-
Doctor : -What-s your problem?-
Sardarji : -I keep forgetting things.-
Doctor : -Since when do you have this problem?-
Sardarji : -What problem?-hihihi*~Bye~Shye

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise -beach- kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye ise
beach kahete hai .hihihi *bye*shye

-Surdar Ji builted a new house.he invited his close freinds to c it. After showing them around.he told em to stick around to a swiminng pool in his backyard.so he showed em ""therez a swimming pool ov hot water,cuz sometimes ,i wanna take a hot bath,"" th