sardar ji

A sardarji was in new york first time he thought he is good in english . at lunch in resturant he saw an other sardarji as a waiter speaking english .
he call him and said bring me some head and foots(sri pai) the other sardar lol on him and said ohhh good english translate (sadar bazar main golian chal rahee thi) sardar ji who was new lol on him too and said its easy...
Tablets were walking in the presdent bazaar)

once a saradr come to another and said ke sardar je main ne kal app ko app ke bewe lete hoe dekha tha.second sardar ja mazak na kar .kal to main ghar he naheen tha.

aik dafa sardar jee rail gari main saffer kar rahay thae kuch dair badd un ko bath room janna para ,kafi dair badd niklay tu lugoun nay pucha kay kia baat hai buhat dair laga dee tu sardar jee nay kaha kay yar kee dasan meer ghari kamod chay deg pai tu logoun nay kaha kay sardar jee (ZANJEER) khanchni thee na tu sardar jee nay kaha kay main toanoo koi pagal lagdan , main (5) panj vary (ZANJEER)khchi tay panj vari pani niklia

aik dafa aik sardarnee hotee hay, woh ghar raat may dair say atee hay...and she smelled and was covered in blood! uss kee dostoon nay pochaa uss kay iss ""look"" kay baray may...after getting really annoyed with the same question...she answered!! "" do u see that tree out side the house?"", and they said "" yeah!!"" and she goes "" yeah, well i DIDN-T!!!! ""

One Sardarjee has signed all his cheque book so that no one else should use it.

ONE-S TIME A SARDAR JEE CAME AT CLICIC AND SAID . DOCTER SEE MY EARS . DOCTER KEHTA HAI AAPKE KAAN TO EK DAM LAAL HO RAHE HAIN KIYA HO GAYA ? SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN MAIN GHAR MAIN KAPRAY PRESS KAR RAHA THA KE ACHANAK TELEPHONE KI BELL HOI MAIN NE JALDI MAIN IRON KO PHONE SAMAJH KAR KAAN PAR RAKH LIYA . DOCTER KEHTA HAI BUT DOOSRAY KAAN PAR KIYA HUA HAI SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN US BASTERD NE REDAIL KIYA PHIR SE .....

Qus.agar sardar jee ke paas ek saada paper ho aur un ko aisa hi aik aur paper chahiye ho to woh kiya karen gay ??????
Ans.woh us paper ko foto state karwa len gay :)

aik sardar platform pay khara tha.Achanak shore ki awaz aie.sardar jee na mur ka daikha, aik admi train ka neecha aa gia tha, sardar jee bhagh ke wahan poncha to logo ko hata kar aiga barhay, log samjee wale ke bhai hain, sardar jee kareeb gay to daikhay lash ka 4 tukray bhikray thay, achanak sardar gee ke munah say nikla, "" AA NAI BACHAN LAGHA""

once an sardarni took place in a swimming competetion.the competetion was to swim in breast stroke style.sardarni have to compete with a white and a black girl.competetion started.white girl came 1st black girl became 2nd and atlast sardarni reaches the finish line.after some time she said that i am not complaining but i think other two girls use their arms.