sardar ji

A Sardarji goes into work one morning crying his eyes out. His boss, concerned about all his employees- well being, asked sympathetically, ""What-s the matter?"" To which Sardarji replies..... ""Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."" The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to Sardarji. ""Why don-t you go home for the day.....we aren-t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."" Sardarji very calmly states...... ""No, I-d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."" The boss agrees and allows Sardarji to work as usual....""if you need anything, just let me know."" Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sardarji. He looks out over his office and sees Sardarji hysterically crying!! He rushes out to him, asking, ""What-s so bad now........ are you gonna be ok??"" ""No......"" exclaims Sardarji. ""I just got a call from my brother. He told me that HIS mom died too!!""

A sardarji bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse-s tail and Sardarji was stuck again. The neighbor suggested he notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again Sardarji couldn-t tell them apart. The neighbor suggested he measure the horses for height. When he did, he was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.

A sardarji is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in, taking the coke, putting it in his pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in his pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the Coke, putting it in his pockets. After a while he has a Coke in every pocket. He keeps going, stacking the Cokes around his on the floor. Finally, the guy behind him, getting mad, asks him, ""What Are You Doing Sardarji?! He responds, ""Duh, I-m winning.""

once a sardar went to an electronic shop to buy a refrigarator ,he asked the sales man what does the refrigarator cost ,sales man replied hey get lost sardar ,sardar the next time approached in other way making himself as south indian madrasi and asked the same question but the sales man replied the same hey sardar get lost ,sardar came sevaral times in the shop in different costumes ,but the sales man replied the same get lost sardar ,sardar lastly asked the sales man.-""that how come u identify me that i am the sardar ,the sales man replied ""that because saradarji this is not a refrigarator it is a washing machine""""""""""""""

A Sardar wanted to go ice fishing. He-d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, ""THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!""
Startled, the Sardar moved further down the ice and began to cut yet
another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, ""THERE ARE
NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"" Sardarji, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up his stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice
came once more: ""THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!""
He stopped, looked skyward, and said, ""Is that you, Lord?""
The voice replied, ""No, I-m the Ice-Rink Manager!""

Fifteen minutes into the flight from delhi to mumbai, the captain announced, ""Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.""

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, ""One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don-t worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines.""

An hour later the captain announced, ""One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don-t worry ... we still have one engine left.""

A Sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, ""If we lose one more engine, we-ll be up here all day!""

A Sardar was walking on the opposite of the river from another Sardar.
The Sardar yells across to the other Sardar, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side?""
The Sardar hesitates, looks back and replies, ""You ARE on the other side""

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.