sardar ji

Sardarji calls Air India. ""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"" Just a sec,"" says the rep.
Thank you."" says the Sardarji and hangs up

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being
made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims ""71st and *again* barefeet!""

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight
kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the
doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem. ""What-s the problem?""asked the doctor. ""I-m
2400 kms from home.""

A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat
his friend asks him ""kyon sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"" Sardarji
replies ""Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema
hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ""

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with
him. Somebody stops him and asks ""kyon bhai ye sab
kyon leke baithe ho?"" Sardarji replies ""Saali train
late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun""

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on thetrain 20 rupees to wake him up when the station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife "" What-s the matter?"" Replied he ""The cheat on the train has taken
my 20 rupees and woken up someone else""

sardarji and his friend were complimenting their fathers by telling each other how strong they are. his friend said that ""mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke wo mujhe ek haath se utha sakta hai!""
so sardarji replied ""bas, mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke jab wo pud maarta hai to iski dhotti hi phat jati hai!""

one day sardarji went on a walk on one of the dirty streets in india. as he was almost finished, he came upon something and didn-t recognize it, almost stepping on it. so he bent down, picked some up and licked it. then he recognized what it was and said with relief, ""ai hai, ye to poti hai!! shukar hai mere paer thale nahin aagayee!""

one day sardar ji sleeps with his brother when he wakes up he cuts his brother-s neck jub uthey ga to dhondta phiray ga