sardar ji

Two Sardars were playing CHESS!!!


Really!!!

One day a sardar jee came out of his home to go to work he saw a banana,s chilka on the road and said oye !aaj phir phisalna pare gaa yaar ....:)

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it Home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have color TVs? Sure.
Give me a green one, please

One day a sardar jee was going with her sister.Some body shouted by the side
oye sardar jee kahan ja rahe ho apni girl friend ke saath! then sardar jee replied oye saale girl friend ho gee teree meree te bhen aa :)

ok now this is really funny. read this very carefully.
ONCE A SARDAR(SIKH) CLIMBED UP A TREE BVUT COULDNT GET DOWN. HE STAYS THERE 4 A LONG TIME BUT ALL OV A SUDDEN HE LOOKS AT ANOTHER SARDAR(SIKH) COMMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE. SO HE YELLS 4 HELP. THAT SARDAR COMES 4 HELP AND GIVES A ROPE TO THE OTHER SARDAR AND ASKS HIM TO TIE IT ON HIS WASTE. SO HE DOES AS HE HAD BEEN TOLD .THEN HE PULLS HIM DOWN REALLY HARD. AND THE GUY FALLS DOWN AND DIES. HE SAYS""OOPS I JUST SAVED A GUY-S LIFE THE SAME WAY YESTERDAY MY THROWING THE ROPE INTO THE WELL AND PULLING HIM OUT.(LOL)
I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

aik sardargee film dakhnay cenma gay film key doran dekha key aik sceen main latki apnay kaptray ahista ahista utar rahi hay
jab wo saray kapray utar chuknay wali hoti hay kay achanik aik train samnay say guzar jati hay train kay guzrnay key baad sardargee dakhtain hain key larki kapray badal chuki hooti hay
sardargee yahi sceen dakhnay daily aatain hain aik din gatekeeper poochata hay is film main aisa kon sa sceen hay jo aap rose dekhatain hain sardargee bolay key shaid kabi train late ho jay.

Ik sardar jee noon patta chalea ke chotay sardar ne ghalt jagah te jana shooro kar ditta eh.unoon bla ke kehnday ne keh kaka es tarah bahir na jaea kar varna tainoon beamaari lagan da khatra eh a.dekh na je toon beamaar ho gea te teri mrs.beamar ho jao.je o beamar ho gei te main beamar ho jaun.fair main beamar ho gea te teri maan beamar ho jau.sardar jee kea ke je o beamar ho gei te sara pind beamar ho jau.............

Ik banye di chader gum gei te unne sochea keh eh noqsan poora karan lei kuch arsa shave na keety jae.do meheenay bad uddee darhi wah wah lambi ho gei.ik din unnon ik sardar jee nazar aaey.banya sardar jee noon kenda eh maaraj aap da bistra te nein gom gea ? keonkeh meri chader gommi eh te eh hall eh te..........