Sms / Santa Banta

Neelum Chaudhry

Jokes

2 BANtA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...

my name is s.younus from andhra pradesh india 019+9908942996

· 5 Like · Dec 20, 2014 at 15:12
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Sms / Santa Banta

Neelum Chaudhry

Chappal

ek baar santa nanga naha raha tha tabhi uski girl friend aa gayi aur santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya.girl friend are kuchh to pehan kar aate.santa bhag k andar gaya aur chappal pehan kar aa gaya
MANISH DHAKAD

· 3 Like · Oct 12, 2014 at 18:10
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Javed Akhtar

Translation

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga

· 1 Like · Sep 28, 2014 at 21:09
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Hina Raheel

Bill Gates & Windows

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

· 2 Like · Sep 10, 2014 at 12:09
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Samra Mushtaq

Post

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

· 1 Like · Sep 10, 2014 at 08:09
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Imran Khan

Oh!!! God

Santa : People consider me as a GOD
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

· 1 Like · Sep 09, 2014 at 11:09
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Aftab Ahmed

Siyana Sardar

Santa Singh : --Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?-- Banta Singh : --Yes, that--s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?--

· 1 Like · Sep 05, 2014 at 20:09
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Anam Lateef

Propose Karne Ka Kareka

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,

Santa, wo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

· 1 Like · Aug 28, 2014 at 15:08
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Kashif Yaqoob

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…….

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…….
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha
lekar aao jisme main apna muh
dekh sakun..
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Santa- nahi mila sir.! Sab me
mera hi muh dikh rahahai..
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Inteligent Santa

· 1 Like · Jun 04, 2013 at 15:06
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