2 BANtA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...

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ek baar santa nanga naha raha tha tabhi uski girl friend aa gayi aur santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya.girl friend are kuchh to pehan kar aate.santa bhag k andar gaya aur chappal pehan kar aa gaya
MANISH DHAKAD

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

Santa : People consider me as a GOD
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Santa Singh : --Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?-- Banta Singh : --Yes, that--s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?--

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,

Santa, wo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…….
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha
lekar aao jisme main apna muh
dekh sakun..
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Santa- nahi mila sir.! Sab me
mera hi muh dikh rahahai..
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Inteligent Santa