QATRA QATRA KAR K SAMANDAR BANTA HAY
DUR REHNY SAY PIYAR BADHTA HAY

Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.

santa:- yaar banta dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. yeh aids hoti kya hai?

banta singh:-
a - ab.
i - iss.
d - duniya se.
s - sasriyakaal.

Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.

Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Wo konsi sabzi hai jis ka pehla leter hatao to kimti sheh ka nam or akhri hatao to khane ki sheh or dono hatao to larki ka nam banta hai reply im waiting

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, send me a brother. santa wrote back, send me ur mother

Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...




Aftab khan