Taj Mahal Poetry

As a Bachelor
takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
taj mahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti



As a Lover
takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti



As a Husband
takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti!

ik laraka apni man kesath safar kar raha hota he wo apni man ko kehta he
ke mere paas koi asi chiss nahin he
is liye men aap ko bhech kar shadi karon ga or ase hi dosra larka apni man ko asahi kehta he phir wo dono aek doosre ko apni apni man dete hen phirr un ki shadi ho jati he or un ko bache ho the hen aur phirr wo dono bache aek doosre ke kiya lagte hen rishte men

Aik Aadmi Apni Bewi Se Marne Ke Waqt Kehta Hai Ke Mere MernayKe Baad Tum Jawaid Se Shadi Ker lena ....
Biwi Kehti hai Kyun ? Woh to aap ka sub se Bada Dushman Hai ...
Shohar Kehta hai Yeh Mera Us se Intaqam Hoga

eik dafa eik larke ki shaadi hoti hai, woh shuaag raat wale din apni biwi ka ghoongat uthata hai aur kheta hai keh haq mehar 1000RS bahat hai,to biwi agge se kheti haitum husband ho is liye main 1000RS le rahi hoon waise main 1500RS lati hoon

Aik martaba aik cute si, short larki apney chotey say kuttey(puppy)key saath jaa rahee hoti hey. Aik mancheley(a naught person) ko shararat soojhti hey. Wo bolta hey: ""Lagta hey aap donon BEHAN BHAYAAOON mein bey had pyaar hey"".
The girl was smart enough. Wo kahti hein ""Ap ko hum donon mein sey kon zaida pasand aaya??"". Larka Jhat sey bolta hey "" Ji aap"". Larki kahti hey "" Bas theek, Aap ki aur meri shaadi to tey ho gyee.Ab bas merey bhai (her puppy) key lyey apni BEHAN ka rishta ley ayey kyoon key humaarey haan WATTEY SATTEY ka riwaaj hey:):):)

Maery Yaar ki Shadi thi.main bhi whan gya tha.shadi main ik lerki very very Beautiful thi.main ny apny dost sy poocha ye kon hy.ic ny kha puta nhi.main ic ky peechy lugh gya.vo boht khoobsurt thi.hahaha bad main puta chla vo lerka tha aour mask phen kr Shadi main aya tha.maery dooston ny maera boht muzaq araya.hahahah

Mere Yar Ik Shadi Thee Us Mein pata hai Kia howa us mein mere Nazer ik bohot hee Khobsorat Lerki pher Paree. mein us ka Ashiq Hi Gia pher Us nay mujh ko lift nahe karay heheheheh

ik daffah ik aadmi ki shadi thii wo apni barat lay kar ghar say nikla rastay mai gaari ka tyre pancture hoo giya wo dare say baarat lay kar ghar phooncha to is ka soosar batha thaa jo ik falsafi thaa dhoola nah ja kar soosar ko salam kiya to wo harbara kar bolay hain baahi kiss say milna hai tumhain..............ha ha ha ha ha ha

aik dafa aik dehati aaina lay kar ata hai aur apna takyay kay nichay rakhta hai tu us ki bewi dehkti hai jis mai us ko apni tasveer nazar ati hai aur phir woh apni saas ko batati hai kay us kay betay nai doosri shadi kar li hai jab woh us ko aina dehkati hai tu us ki saas dehk kar bolti hai buri hai jald marh jay gi.