Ik Sardar jee ne apni baitee dee shadi keete.Munda England toon gea see,te kurhi thos punjabi see.Munde da treeka kurhi noon psand na aea.Doosre din Sardar jee ne apni baitee noon puchea ke kaki kiddan ? kurhi kaindee a bapoo uddan e aa.Munda painrh da yar eh aa te eddan ...dian harktan karda eh aa.Sardar jee kainde ne uddee painrh da takka salle noon teak kar daun.Munde noon mill ke kainde ne.Oh e gall sun a kaka je sahee treekeh nall rakhne a te rakh nain te aapan kar yeh laun. :)

Sardar Bholay naat got married.The 1st night of his wedding he goes upto the Dulhan, lifts the Ghoongat up -n goes...""yeh le sardarniay, 500 rupay salami...kam to nahin hai?
Sardarniji replies: sardarji aaj pehli raat hai iss liay chup kar ke le rahi hoon....warna 800 se kabhi kam nahin liay mein ne

Eik sahib nay apnay servant say pocha k
bataoo shadi main mehnat zaiada hai yia
maza.Servant nay kah k sahib ismain maza zaiyiada hai kion k agar ismain mehnat hoti to aap yia kam hum say karatay

Aaj Mall road par karfew lag gaya. Wajah yeh batai jati hai kay Jungle ka Badshah Sher apni Malika Sherni kay sath Wedding Anniversary celebrate karnay PC aaya huwa tha.

aik aadmi marney wala hota hey to aapni bivi se kehta hey ke jab main mar gaon to tum aslam se shadi ker lena bivi rote huway chup hui boli aakhir aslam se hi kiun aadmi bola kiun ke main us se sari zindagi baddla nahi le saka

do admi apni apni wifes ki kabron i mean graves par dua kay liye jatay hain
achanak bohat zor say barish hote hain
or har taraf greenry hoo jati hain
ek admi dossray ko kehta hain kay yarr chalo accha hua intee garmi main muslla darr barish hooo gayee abb zameen ki sari greenry or saab cheezay bahir aaa jayee gii. doosra admi kehta hain kay na baba na yarr aysa na kaho mere to teen wifes yahan dafan hain woh kahin bahir na aaaa jayeee ...........

EIK SARDAR SAHAB FLAT KA 12TH FLOOR PER RAHTE THA eik din eik aadmi bhaggta hua aaya aur zor se bolla BANTA DINGH BANTA SINGH TERI BETI MAR GAYE BANTA SINGH NA US TAK JALD AZ JALD POHANCNE KA LIYE KHIRKI SE CHALAANG LAGA DI JAB WOH GIRTE GIRTE 9TH FLOOR TAK POHANCHE TO UNE YAAD AAYA KA ""YAAR MERI TO KOPI BETI HI NAHI HAI""JAB WOH 6TH FLOOR PER POHANCHE TO UNE YAAD AAYA KA UN KI TO AB TAK SHADI HI NAHI HOI THI AUR JAB WOH 3RD FLOOR TAK POHANCHE TO CHEIKH KER BOLE""OH YAAR YA BANTA SINGH KON HAI""AUR PEHLE MANZIL PER POHACNE AUR MAR GAYE

eik dafa eik lion ki shadi hote hai aur wo sirf lions ko invite kerta hai jab sab lions dance ker rahay hotay hain to eik chooha(mouse) bhi aa kay nachnay lagta hai to lion jis ki shadi hote hai dosray lions say pochta hai k ye chooha kiun yahan aya hain mein nay to sirf lions ko bulaya tha to choha kehta hai k fikar na karo mein bhi sahdi say pehaly lion hi tha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shadi sy pehly lerki apny deaver sy kehti hain tum mujhy apny bhai jaan ka eik baal lado main tumhin paanch ropy dongi main ny kitaab main rakhna hain deaver bhabi"" aap mujhy das ropy dain main aap ko bhai jaan ki sary vigh hi laa donga""