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Raheel Hussain
Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahin,
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
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Raheel Hussain
Advertisement Hai !
Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
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Ahmed Malik
Ab Geeta Pe Haath Nahin Rakhunga…
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny
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Ahmed Malik
Kutton Se Savdhan…
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
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Ahmed Malik
Rabba Dukh Na Devin Yaar Mere Nu…
Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny
Tags: Dukh
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Ahmed Malik
NOKIA Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny
Tags: Nokia
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Ahmed Malik
Agar Tumari Zindgi Andairy Main Doobi Hui Hai…
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny
Tags: Khuda
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Anu
Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai…
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
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Arwin
Mehfil Jamaate Hain.
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gati ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
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