Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch nahe laagate nahi!

Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!

SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?

Vo Reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or Narm pero vali,
Matakti hui Andhere me tumare paas aayegi or dhire se bolegi.....

Guess.......?

MIAAVVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...........

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain ge chal be chal aagay chal.

Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.


Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?


Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!










Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....










Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????

English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

husband:ager tum mari gain to main pagal ho jaonga
wife:dosri shadi to nahen karo gey?
husband:pagal ka kia bharosa vohto kuch bhi kar sakta he