Arbi English aur Pashto zaban ki kamyabi ke baad ab FARAZ pesh karte hain bangali zuban mein

Tum kya zano mosli chawal ka moza Faroz...

Kabhi boongladesh aoo tou pata salay :)

Ab wo roz fone pe nakhron se baat kerti hai Faraz

Mein ne 1 baar hi kaha tha

Sohni day nakhray sohnay lagday
menu sohni day nakhray sohne lagday

Us ne meri zindagi kaanton se bhar di hai FARAZ wo jo kehti thi k,
Maahi aaway ga te phulaan naal dharti sajaawan gi...

Meri rah mein itne Patthar kyun hain?
Angor jo chakhta hun woh Khattay kyun hain?
Zindagi isi soch mein guzar gai Faraz,
Mery saray dost ullo k pathay kyun hain?

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai FARAZ
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee geya

Teacher 2 Student: Jab mein naram hoti hun to Mein bohat naram hoti hun,, or jb mein sakht hoti hoon to mein bohat sakht hoti hoon

student says: Madam ap to bilkul meri POTI ki tarha hein

Teacher to Student:Beta batao ke Bijli kaha say ati he.
Student:Humary mamo k ghar say.
Teacher:Wo kasay
Student:Jb b Bijli jati he to papa kahtay he k saaleo fer bijli le gaye ho

1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha tha.
kehne laga main tumhare 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.paas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen.
Pathan: mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhare bhi torun ga

Sing and read........(kuch kuch hota hai)

Exam paas aye.. dil ghabaraye,
teacher neh na jane kase paper banaye,
ab toh mera dil jage nah sota ahi
kya karu haye answer nahi aata hai