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Dilko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dilko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
par kbhi socha na tha
Surprise Mein Apne Do Bachon Ko bhi Layegi
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Some people have nice EYES
Some people have nice SMILES
Others have a nice FACES
But my Friend U r Lucky,
I have all of them
with a NICE HEART
:-):-)
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Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhatay hain
logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

Whisky, Beer and Cigarettes
are a persn's worst enemies...
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Rn't they...?
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But, the man who runs away from his enemies
Is a Coward.
So Cheers....

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

Q - what's the definition of women?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !!

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

Nah wakt hai itna ke sylabus pura kiya jae
Nah tarkib koi ke exam paas kiya jae.
Nah jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
Nah roya jaye aur nah soya jaye.

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun...