AIK POLICE INSPECTOR APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN
BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY
BARATION KI BUS ARAHEE THEE ....................
POLICE INSPECTOR NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY
KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR
RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO...

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!

Maine puchha chaand se ""dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin"",
chand ne kaha
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""saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya"".

A for apple
B fr bada apple
C fr chota apple
D fr dusra apple
E fr extra apple
F fr fokat ka apple
G fr gol apple
H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Duniya mai! Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi
SURAJ ko hi dekho
wo Aata hai USHA ke sath
aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath,
Sota hai NISHA ke sath aur
Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai Tou Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10 kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Mein 10 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna

Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal.
Sabr ka Phal.
Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar.
Qaumi Khel.
Muzakaraat.
Qaumi Dua.
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye.

teacher: tum late q aye ho
student: ammi abu lar rahe thay...
teacher: tu es main tumhara kya kaam tha
student:mera 1 joota ammi k paas orr doosra abbu k paas tha