JIN:

kya hukam hai mera aaqa?

Aaqa

Mulk ka sara maal mere account main daal do.

JINN

Aaqa hukam karen baqwas nah karen.
Main jinn hoon Zardari nahin...

Zardari and Coke
Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
tou Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Saddar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar

Aik Aadmi Machli Ka Shikar kar k laya aur bola paka kar khilao
Begum Boli: Na Bijli hai nah Gas HAI NAH Pani hai na Aata hai nah cooking oil hai. aadmi wapis machli ko darya mein chore kar araha tha to machli ne darya mein se sar nikaal kar bola ""JIYO ZARDARI""

Boy and Girl Playing ludo

Boy : Agar 1.2.3.4.5 aya to i will kiss you
Girl : What ?? acha agar 6 aya to???

Boy : kabhi ludo nahi khela kia??

agar 6 aya to phir se meri baari!?!?.

Aik Shiekh ka beta Girlfriend k sath ghoom k ghar aya tou:

Baap ne pocha kitny paisy kharch kiye??

Beta: 50 Rupes

Baap: Itny saary???

Beta: Abba uskay pass thay hi itny... hahahha

Pathan 2 sardar,.!
Muje 5 janwaron k naam batao jo paani main rehte hain,.!
Sardar:
BATAKH(DUCK)
Pathan chalo 4 or k naam bhi batao,.!
sardar:
batakh ki ammi,abbu,behen or bhai,.!
Pathan;Shahbash,.!

Doctor: u hav a brain tumor.
Pathan: jumps in joy.
YESSS!!!
Dr : y r u so happy?
Pathan: coz It proves, I hav a BRAIN!!!

Police: tumhe kal subha paanch baje phansi dedi jae gi
Pathan : hahahahah mein to uthta hi 11 baje hon