To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

Aik Shakhs Aksar Kehta Main Ghulail Banaon Ga Aur Chirya Maron Ga.
Main Ghulail Banaon Ga Aur Chirya Maron Ga.

Aik Din Usko Pagloon K Dr. K Paas Le Gaye?
Us Ka Ilaaj Hua Aur Wo Theek Ho Gaya.

Phir Us Se Dr. Ne Poocha: Ab Ja K Kia Karo Ge?
Us Ne Kaha: Main Sabse Pehle Shadi Karon Ga.
Dr. Ne Kaha: Buhat Acha Phir?
Mere Bache Honge.
Dr.: Gud Phir?
Un Ki Birthday Par Achi Si Neker Aur Shirt La Kar Dunga.
Dr.: Fine Phir?
Unki Neker Se Lastik Nikalon Ga Phir Ghulail Banaon Ga Aur Chirya Maron Ga :-)

Faqeer: Pehle Aap dass rupay Dete The, Phir 5, Aj 1?

Admi: Pehle Main Kanwara Tha, Shadi Hui, Ab 1 Bacha Hai Mera.

Faqeer: Buhat Khoob, To Ab Mere Paison Se Ghar Chala Rahe Ho.

app ki ankheen hain jheel jaisee....
dil chahata hai is me machiliyaa choor do .

Pathan apni miss se:
Miss kal apne muje call q ki thi?

Miss:
mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki..

Pathan:
To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha araha tha "" 1 MISS CALL ""

If evry1
forgets U,
I'm with U.
If evryone
lets U dwn,
I'm with U.
If evryone
betrays U,
I'm still with U.
Bt if evryone
likes U,sorry
I'm with them...

A:u r Active
B:u r Best
C:u r Cute
D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant
F:u r alwayz first
G:u r Great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat
mujhme nahi hai!

Pani mein tairna machali ka style,
Hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna APUN ka style,
Muffat me messages padna aapka style.
padho padho...

Arz kiya hai...
Raat bhar sms kiya
tou raat kat gayi...(wah wah)
Raat bhar sms kiya
tou raat kat gayi...
Subah uthke balance dekha
to waat lag gayi.