BoY & girl 1 Park me bethe te k pAs hi 1 kute ne kuti ki CHumi Li BoY agr bura na mano to me B krlo Girl Ok Pr smbaL k jana kahi kat na Le:D

BIMARI in style:
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.Ankhon ki gustakhiyan maaf hn. MOTIYA.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
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6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
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7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION..!
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8.Na tu aye gi na he chain aye ga= QABAZ:-P

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Wah ji Wah,
Kya Bat He,
Jumeraat k Paise Gine ja Rahe Hain Gino G Gino,:-(
Tabi Main kahon k Aaj kal jnab k MSG Hi Nai Atey
4 Paesy kia AA Gay Bh0ol Gaya Sanu,;-):-D:-P
( Happy jumeraat Day).

Ishq krna hai to phir dard bhi sehna seekho,
Warna aisa kro apni oqaat me rehna seekho . . .
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! /_Aj Ghalib ka subha sy B.P high hai. :-

Jab Tak Zinda ha SMS Krty rahen ge,.
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Aglay Din karen ge,
Maar do Maar do
ZaLimo0O.. :-P
Abi to Shaadi b Nhe hoi
Meri… .

Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay,,
1 Admi bola esko chor do agr
Es ko pharney ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jaye gi
Bachey boly "Baba Ji"
Ye humari Miss hai
Roz school jany k bjaye Date per chali jati hai:-).

Faqerni ko impres krny ka tareqa
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Is mai bhi intrested ho..??
Qasam se.. tum log kon ho yar
Had ho gai ha.. sharam kar0..

1pagal dusre se: Oye is saal sardi kuch zyada nai hy?
2nd pagal:Scientist kehte hen k duniya ghoomti hy to ho skta hy hum Muree a gaye hon...

CAT: How old r u?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: But u look big
ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hon,
Behterin nashonuma ki 10 nishaniya.
And how old r u?
CAT: I am 30 years
ELEPHANT: But u look so small
CAT: Ponds lagati hon
Barhti umar jayse tham si gayi hai