Jokes

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...

Shair Bank Me Daaka Daalne Gaya aur Bola:
Arz Kia He,

Taqdeer Me Jo He Wo Miley Ga
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hiley Ga

Apne Kuch Khawab Meri Aankhon Se Nikaal Do
Jo Kuch Bhi He Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do

Boht Koshish Karta Hon Teri Yaad Ko Bhulane Ki
Koi Hoshyari Mat Karna Police Ko Bulane Ki

Dil Ka Aangan Tere Bin Veeran Para He
Jaldi Karo Bahir GHALIB Pareshan Khara He.

do humshakal judwa bachay sardi ke mausam mein aik kamray me baithay thay. un me se aik bacha has has ko loot poot ho raha tha.
baap ne poocha: tum itna q has rahay ho?
bacha: kuch nahee papa aaj mama ne donon do baar us ko nehla diya.