Jokes

During a short break of a cricket match, a batsman drank too much. He staggered to the captain and said that he could see 3 of everything. Captain said, no problem, if the ball comes towards you, you just hit the middle one. The batsman went back to the crease and faced the baller but unfortunately he got out at the very first delivery. When the batsman reached back to the pavilion, Captain said, what happened? you didn-t hit the middle one? Batsman said, yes I did but I used the outside bat.

AIK AADMEE GHAR SE KUCH TEIL LAY KE AIK ZIYARAT PE JATA HAI...WAHAAN WOH DUA KARTA HAI KAI YA Allah mera teil duble hu jai...us ki dua qabool hu jatee hai...woh wahaan kuch teil daal daita hai....aur phir woh doosree ziyarat pe jata hai wahaan phir woh dua karta hai kai teil dble hu jai....teil phir dble hu jata hai.....woh jitna us ne phelee ziyarat pe teil dala tha utna hi teil woh doosre ziyarat pe daal daita hai...phir woh tessre ziyarat pe jata wahaan pe b woh dua karta hai aur teil dble hu jata hai.....woh wahaan per sara teil daal daita hai.....woh tinoun ziyratoun pe beraber teil daal kai ghar aajata hai........

HUB AAP LOGOUN NE BATTANA HAI KAI WOH AADME GHAR SE KITTNA TEIL LAI KE GIYA THA.....KE SAREE JUGGA BERABER TEIL DAAL DIYA...

hub julde se ess ka jawab mujey mail karien...shukriya...

ek din vataayo faqeer ne dekha ke us ke ghar ke samne koi bacha both ker rha he,
tuo vataayo faqeer ne kha kis ke bate ho, us ne kha allah ka, vataayo faqeer ne us ke kaan ko paker ke masjid ke darvaaze pe bhithaake bola ab apne baab ke ghar ko khraab karo, doosroon ke gharoon ko kyoon khraab karte ho.HAAAAA

ek dost doosray dost say kehta hia kay yaar pata hia kal meri billi nay oon ka gola nigal lia doosra dost yaar phir to teri billi mar gai ho gi na pehla dost nahin yaar pata hia jabb meri billi nay bachay diay to sab jacket pehnay hoo ay thay

ustad ney shagird say poocha acha batao din may taare kiyon nahi nazar aatey to 1 bachey nay masoomiat say kaha sir wo sooraj kay raastey may taang nahi arana chatey

1 baywaqoof nay apney friend say kaha yaar may ney aaj railway walon ko baywaqoof banaya hay friend ney kaha acha wo kesey baywaqoof nay kaha key may ney wapsi ka ticket to kareed liya magar wapis hi nahi gaya

Aik bacha apne bap se kehta hai ke abbu meri chaddi ghar se neche gir gai hai to is ke abbu kehte hain ke is me pareshan hone wali kia bat hai to bacha bolta hai ke is chaddi me may bhi tha
HA HA HA HA .......

aik admee sardk pay ja raha hota hay achanak osay sardk pay aik cheaze nazar aate hay vo osay oothanay kay liya jhokta hay achanak hath malta hua khara ho jata hay paas khara bacha os say poochta hay kia hova ....wo kahta hay kambkhat maray yoon thoktay haan ..jaysay ..roopia ...para ho....

Eik muft Khora eik dawat mein bin bolaye chala gia. aik admi nay pocha dolha say thumara kya rishta hay? mufat khoray nay jawab dia: janab woh meray dost kay dost ka dost hay. us admi ny thora sa shorba plate mein dal dia. Mufat Khoray nay Kaha yah kia hay. Admi nay kaha yay shorbay kay shorbay ka shorba hay
hahahahahaha