Jokes

Teri Khamoshi ki Waja Hum Na Samajh Sakay e Dost
Woh to sham ko teri ammi ne bataya ke aaj tenu chittar paye ne

chal koi gall nahee

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Sawal: Pakistan ke Captain par match me sab se zyada kis cheez ka pressure hota hai?
Jawab: agar jeet gaye to English bolna padegi.

kaka shararati ko phansi ki saza hui...
Judge: koi aakheri khwahish?
Kaka shararati: meri jaga tum latak jao

bacha pehlay din school se wapas aya. Maa ne poocha
betay! aaj tum ne kya kya seekha?
beta: kuch nahee. betay ne sadgi se jawab diya "kal phir jana padega"

Uss bewafa ki yaad mein jam haath me utha liya
phir jo lagaya bread par aur fatafat kha liya

dukh apni jaga bhook apni jaga

Abbu: beta is baar exam me marks 90% lana
Beta: 90% nahee 100% launga
Abbu: beta q mazaq kar rahay ho
Beta: shuru kis ne kiya tha

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.