Jokes

Iustad (teachear) class say ka tum na
class mani sharafat say bathana ha abhi
head master shab ka round shab ka
round ho gay thori dar ka bad class sa
bhot shor att ha iustad class sa kahata
ha mani na kha ha sharafat sa bathana ha
to shore kas ha ka ik lirka katha ha ka
sharafat bhar pani(water) pana gaya ha.

EK DIN DU CHERSI BETAY HOTAY HAIN OR EK DOSRAY SE BARA BAN NE KI KUSHISH KER TAY HAIN TU EK KEHTA HAIN K YAAR MAIN YEA FIVE STAR HOTEL AAJ KHAREED DAL DUNGA MAIN OR YEA JO AWARI TAWER BHI
PER APNE DOST SE KEHTA HAIN K YAAR AAJ TUM ITNE KHAMUSH KIUN HON AAJ TO WO KEHTA HAIN K MAIN YEA SUB BECHUNGA HAIN NAHIN TU TUM K SAY KHAREED LOGAY........
HOW IS THIS NICE NA :)

George:Fred,u write with ur right hand or ur left hand?
Fred:i write with my right hand.
George:Its funny, I write with a pencil.

Q. what do you call someone driving a taxi?
A. a taxi driver!
ha ha ha

bita bap sa ma amtahan ma pas howa to gift ma kya do gy.

bap cycale bata agar fal howa to kya do gy
bapp raksha

Aik Dafa Aik Admai Market Ja Rha Hota hai Apni Biwi Ke saht Ius me Raste me aik Dost milta hai jis ko police HATKAri laga kar jail le ja rhai hoti hai Wooh Adami ius se pochata hai tum ne kya kiya HATKARI wala kehta hai me ne apni BIWI ko Marr Diya Abb 6 Maheene Ke liye Jail ja rha Hoon Ihtana Sun Kar Pehla Admai Jaldi se POLICE man Ki GUN nikal kar Apni Biwi Ko Bi Marr Dehta hai Aur Kehta Hai Police Waloo se Muje bi Le Chaloo 6 mAHEN00 ke Liye Ye Dekh Kar Pehle Wala Adami Bolta hai Me 6 mAHEENE jAIL me Rahoo ga Bad me Muje PANSI de di Jaye gee Ye SUn kar Dosra Adami Apna Sir pakar Kar Beht Jata hai [ lol ]

ustad shagird se: batao subha ke waqt ye samander se dhuwwa kyu nikalta hai
shagird: janab isliye ke machliyaa apney liye chaai pakatee hai

bache ne kaha mama woh kaun hai! maa boli beta won tera baap hai.
hihihihihihhi............

once a man went to hotel and ordered the vator to bring aloo parata.The went and brought aloo parata when that man saw that there was no aloo in parata he said the vator that there is no aloo.The vator said thatif you ordered me to bring kashmiri palao then you wil see that there is kashmir in it or not.