Jokes

AIK ANDHE NE SAR PAR HATH PHERNA CHAHA,
MAGAR ADMI NE APNI SHALWAR UTAR KAR ULTA HO GAYA , ANDHE NE HATH PHER KAR KAHA KEH MANG BUHAT GHERI HAI.

aik meretaba teen dostoon main moqabla hoia ka kkoon sub sa ziada bukray ki boo berdasht kar sakta hai.unhoon na bakra ko aik kamra main dal dia.wo bari bari kamra main gaiaa paehla aik emrican gia wo thori dair bad nikal
aaia us kay bad aik pakistani gaia wo ziada dair wahan per khara na ho saka our wapas aa gia akhir main serdar gee ki bari aaiee wo bukraaa ka kamrain main gaia to thori dair bad bakra kamra sa bahir aa gai..hehehehheheheh

aik meretaba teen dostoon main moqabla hoia ka kkoon sub sa ziada bukray ki boo berdasht kar sakta hai.unhoon na bakra ko aik kamra main dal dia.wo bari bari kamra main gaiaa paehla aik emrican gia wo thori dair bad nikal
aaia us kay bad aik pakistani gaia wo ziada dair wahan per khara na ho saka our wapas aa gia akhir main serdar gee ki bari aaiee wo bukraaa ka kamrain main gaia to thori dair bad bakra kamra sa bahir aa gai..hehehehheheheh

AIK LARKEE NEE APNEE HONEE WALEE DEVAR SEE KAHA KE MEIN TUMHEE DAS RUPEE DETEE HOON,TUM MUJHEE APNEE BHAEE KA AIK SAR KA BAAL LADOO....
DEVAR NE KAHA AAP MUJHEE BEES RUPEE DEEN MEIN UN KEE PUREE WEGG LA DOON GA
:-)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

ek kanjos adni kay 6 bachay thay woh bhi ka band dibba on kay samnay rakh data or kahta kay roti os par laga kar khalo , ek din woh kahin ja raha tha to woh ghee ka dibba almari main rakhkar kar chala gata hay jab wapas aata hay to dakhta hay kay bacha almari say roti laga kar kha rahay hotay hain to woh kahta hay kambakhton kabhi baghar ghee kay bhi kha liya karo.

AIK DOST DOSRAY DOST SAY YAR JAB TITANAK DOOBA TOH MERA BARA NUQSAN HOA THA.....TOH DOST NAY HERAN HO KAR POOCHA KAY TUMHARA KAYA NUQSAN HOA THA TOH PEHLA DOST BOLA YAR MEIN JOOTAY (SHOES) UTAR KAR TITANAK FILM DAIEK RAHA THA TOH KOI MERAY JOOTAY UTHA KAR LAY GAYA.....

AIK BAR AIK PAENDU KISI KAM SAY SHAER (CITY) JATA HAI WAHAN USS KO BHOOK LAG JATI HAI WOH AIK AADMI SAY POOCHTA HAI KAY BHAI SAHIB YAHAN HOTEL KAHAN HAI WOH AADMI KEHTA HAI KAY SAMNAY HAI SAAMNAY HOTEL AUR ADALAT (COURT) SATH SATH HOTAY HAIN PENDU GALTI SAY ADALAT MEIN CHALA JATA HAI WAHAN JUDGE SAHIB KAHTAY HAIN ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! TOH PENDU KEHTA HAI AIK PLATE DALL AUR 2 ROTIAN.

AIK DAFA AIK GORA ADMI KISI DESI FAMILY KEHAAN REHNE ATA HAI. WOH USKO ITNA MERCHOON WALA KHANA KHILATE HAIN KE USKI BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI. DOSRAY DIN USKO BOHAT ZOR SE BATHROOM ATA HAI TO WOH BATROOM BHAG TA HAI. WAHAAN JATA HAI TO USKO TOILET PAPER HI NAHI MILTA, AB USKI OR BHEE BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI, KAHIR WOH WESE HI BATHROOM KARNE LAGJATA HAI. MIRCHOON KI WAJHA SE USKO BOHAT JALAN HOTI HAI TO WOH JALDI SE PANI DALTA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI ""AAAAHHHHH!!! NOW I GET IT WHY DESI PEOPLE HAVE WATER IN THEIR BATHROOMS,TOILET PAPER WOULD HAVE BURNT"" HEHEHEHEHEHE

EK ADMI HOTA HAI JISKA EK BAZOO NAHIN HOTA...SARE USSE KAITE HAIN KE TUM ITNE NAKAME HO....EK DIN WO KHUDKHUSHI KARNE GAATA HAI AUR MINAR PE CHAR KE KEHTA HAI AAJ MAINE MAAR JANA HAI...
NECHE DHEK TA HAI AUR EK ADMI KO DEKTA HAI JISKE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHN HOTE AUR WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI.
WO MINAR SE NICHE CHAR TA HAI AUR USKE PAAS JATE HAI..... WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI AUR BAHOT TEEZ (FAST) ADMI KAITA HAI BHAI TUMARE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHIN HAIN TUM ITNE KHUSH MERA EK BAZOO NAHIN ME ITNA PARESHAAN (UPSET) ADMI JAWAB DETA HAI....
KISNE KAHA KE MAIN KHUSH HO MUJHE CHUMONE LAR RAHE HAIN HAHAH :)